Balls are what is attached to a male body also known as testicles/nuts/crotch/genitalia/genitals/groin
1balls: people pride themselves on the size of there balls the ones with bigger balls are thought to have better balls and people get embarrassed by raw size of there balls
2balls: it cases a lot of pain if it’s kicked squeezed punched or any other method
1balls: people pride themselves on the size of there balls the ones with bigger balls are thought to have better balls and people get embarrassed by raw size of there balls
2balls: it cases a lot of pain if it’s kicked squeezed punched or any other method
1balls: Jon: “ hey you new kid show me the size of your balls” new kid “ok” the new kid came up to Jon and shows him some marbles Jon: “ that’s not what I meant we are going to go inside take of our underwater then compare our size ha I have bigger balls 2balls: “ooo my god stop squeezing ny balls”!
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Person1: hello
Person2: balls
Person1: Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems.
Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
I solve practical problems.
Fr'instance
How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?
The answer
use a gun. And if that don't work
use more gun.
Like this Heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little 'ol number designed by me
Built by me
...and you'd best hope not pointed at you.
Person2: balls
Person1: Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems.
Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
I solve practical problems.
Fr'instance
How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?
The answer
use a gun. And if that don't work
use more gun.
Like this Heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little 'ol number designed by me
Built by me
...and you'd best hope not pointed at you.
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