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head day

January 10th is the day you give head to your guy friend
“Hey, today is head day, wanna gimme some?”
Fuck yeah
by janajdhakhskshxkbakshx January 10, 2022
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wee Coleraine head

pejorative; a person who has limited exposure outside of a small town bubble; possesses a default disdain for new experiences
Sure what did you expect, Kevin has a wee Coleraine head on him
by JonzyJinxy May 24, 2023
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Linebacker Head

(Noun) An abnormally large cranial dome exhibited by top quality NFL linebackers.
Did you see the Falcons versus the Steelers? I am surprised there was enough room to play with James Harrison and Sean Weatherspoon's linebacker heads.
by thisistherevolt July 12, 2012
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Head Bowlingball

When you decapitate someone's head from their body. And you stick 2 fingers into their eye sockets and 1 finger into their mouth. You then proceed to roll their cut off head into 10 pins, like a traditional bowling game.
Killer "Who wants to play bowling?"
Bowler "Let's play! I'm an expert bowler!"
Killer "You pick your ball first."
Bowler *picks a red bowling ball* "I choose this one!"
Killer "I CHOOSE YOU!"
*CHOPS OFF HEAD*
Killer "This is another great Head Bowlingball. After this game, I'll add it to my collection."
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Old Head

No one on here knows what an old head is clearly. An old head is not disrespectful, in fact it is a form of respect for your older generation. Old head means what it is, the head is older, therefore, they are wiser. You listen to your "old heads" because they know best, and have had many experiences in life with that old head to gain the wisdom they have to offer.
That's just my old head trying to teach me some things. He tends to ramble, but since he's an old head, he actually says a lot of valuable things. Although I often don't listen to my old head, because I am younger and hard headed, but I know my old head has the best intentions when he's trying to guide me from making the same mistakes he did. That's why I always respect and do my best to listen to Old Heads' wisdom.
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Alligator Head

When an adult human male is receiving a Fellatio from an adult human female and the females eyes roll behind her head revealing vertical reptilian pupils as she snaps her jaw onto the base of the males penis. She then begins to twirl and twist, tearing the males genitalia, simulating the alligator death roll.
I couldn't be with Gina anymore, she tried giving me that alligator head so I had to get the the hell out of there!
by ChristOnAChristmasCross December 14, 2018
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stinky-butt head

The worst thing you can ever call someone. It has the power of 100 shaggy's combined. If you call someone this, the universe explodes.
Joe: Your mom gay
Bob: Don't make me
Joe: Do it. I dare you
Bob You are a stinky-butt head
Joe:*explodes and so does the universe*
by phantonrider636 May 11, 2021
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