De-Dog

Cleaning your body and clothing of any allergens that were produced by a dog, in an effort to reduce the chance of allergic reaction.

"Be sure that you de-dog before you get into the bed! I don't want my allergies to act up tonight."

by shred wards December 24, 2018

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Paid in corn dogs

To be paid for a labor or service with something miniscule and not worth the time spent, such as free snack food or exposure. Usually done to “volunteers” at conventions and events.

I was going to volunteer for the comic convention, but they wanted me to work 8 hours and I would only be paid in corn dogs.

by anyling September 7, 2018

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6am hot dog

Having a hot dog at 6am, no matter if you hired someone to shove it in your face or you eat it.

Person A, shoving a hot dog in Person B's face: "Heyyy, wakey wakey, it's time to get up, heyy look at the time."
Person B, waking up: "W-What the fuck? Who are you?!"
Person A, no longer shoving the hot dog in: "I'm the guy you hired to wake you up with a 6am hot dog. Because the best way to wake up is with a weiner in your face."
Person B: "Oh, right!"
Person A continues to shove the hot dog.

by bettercallschroeder January 14, 2024

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Person B: Okay son, can you please stop smoking pure colombian heroin?

by kisuuuuuu January 2, 2024

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Dumb Dog

making a fool of oneself.
to show everyone how much of a reject you can be.
being the biggest loser by your actions.
to be everyones last choice.
proving to everyone that you're unerliabe & untrustworthy with any stupid act.
to be a worst of the bunch.
to show people that their parents made a mistake when they werent aborted.

That "dumb dog" just tried to gasllight me after they tried to impersonate and scam me that my indenity is their identity.

That "dumb dog" just tried to tell me how to do my job.
That "dumb dog" just broke 50 laws in 10 minutes.
The Dumn dog robbed a shop without a mask and dropped their ID.
If thats supposed to be a smart dog, that must be a "Dumb dog".
Justin Hammer compared to Tony Stark in Iron Man 2.
Biden just made himself a "Dumb Dog" by proving himself wrong with another lie that contradicts the rest of his lies.
The media is full of "Dumb Dogs", yesterday masks worked, the next day it doesnt work, the day after that everyone got fined for not wearing a mask.

The state gave that "Dumb dog" a license.
The "Dumb dog" doesnt know i saw what happened and know the truth.
"Dumb dog" is still trying to trick everyone.
"Dumb dog" reminded me why they're a "Dumb dog"

by thatstrash January 15, 2024

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