Butt-faced

“the act of accidentally butt dialling with a face time call “

“Butt-faced”

Omg Heather totally just butt-faced me and didn’t know it.

by Russ77 May 7, 2019

Face mullet

A face mullet is literally just a goatee or whatever the fuck that beard name is called

Oh yeah Brice? The dude with that dumbass face mullet? I hate that kid

by Weeb.exe1 March 16, 2022

Gay Face

Noun: A person or a thing that has a particular shape in their face that makes them look gay ( even if they’re not).
Adjective: Describing someone who has the gay face.

Noun: See that guy over there? He definitely has the gay face.
Adjective: Grandpa, a calm, gentle and gay face man, went walking about an hour ago.

by We are all gonna die March 19, 2023

Face Wedgie

Is when someone has no teeth in their mouth so their jaw starts losing muscle tone and everytime they eat their bottom lip starts eating their face.

Larry won't wear his teeth when he eats and he keeps giving himself a face wedgie.

by Becca Licious April 21, 2011

Paint Can Face

when a girl (usually an ugly one) puts on way too much make up, so much so that it's as if she has painted it on her face. She does this in hopes to attract a guy but almost always has the opposite effect.

I was going to hit on that chick I saw across the club but when I got closer I saw she was a paint can face so I aborted that mission faster then an unwanted fetus.

by Moogen31 August 13, 2011

Resting Baby Face

When a baby always has a mean face or angry look.

Wow ur baby has resting baby face

by Chrissy Sweet May 18, 2022

face wash

When a person, usually drunk, tries to keep vomit in their mouth with their hands while also covering their face in embarrassment resulting in a spray of throw up in every direction.

After you left the bar that crazy guy face washed himself

by meemeemoemoemoe July 10, 2023