klinefelter syndrome

Sort of syndome that makes males appear more feminine (47xxy)

Jozel is a poor boy , he suffers from Klinefelter syndrome .
Boys who have klinefelter syndrome probably are infertile.

by bukuuuuu February 24, 2025

Meconium Clout Syndrome

When the sperm donor (father) of a moments-old newborn baby is far to preoccupied with posting photos and videos of himself and his exhausted, disheveled baby-mama to give a single visible shit about their newborn child, her welfare or the enormity of this moment in his life. Not infrequently he is making jokes about the birthing process and how he was like "no F-ing way" the whole time and how grossed out he was, "like you can't even believe the mess the birth process makes- so glad somebody's going to clean that up- like seriously, man!" Meconium Clout Syndrome has a very high mortality rate, almost always under very suspicious circumstances.

OB: Congratulations Mom and Dad!! She's a beautiful healthy baby girl and she's all yours!!!
Mom: She's beautiful!!! Aiden, look at your new daughter- she's perfect!
Father: staring into his phone Ok everybody, she just had the baby- like she was screaming and it was so gross- like an alien just squirted out of her- she's a total mess right now- let me get a shot of her pans phone towards mom who looks away and covers her face in embarrassment and exhaustion C'mon babe- smile for my followers!! Look over here! This is going to be the BEST video I've ever posted... This is going to be SO epic!!!
OB: looks at neonatologist} Textbook Meconium Clout Syndrome- a pretty serious case- I'm not sure this guy is going to survive once they get home...

by Asclepius Minora February 15, 2023

BIG NOSE SYNDROME

A massive fucking nose with a shit trim, a tiny mushroom cock, fat as fuck and know to have the worst game

Commonly called:

Will

Emily

Jack
Archie

You have big nose syndrome

by Oliver Ryan May 5, 2022

Seth Syndrome

Seth Syndrome: tall blonde guys typically mistaken as a surfer boy, don’t be surprised he can steal your girl with his memes. Seth syndrome attracts extreme car guys that fancies German engineered cars, and can be found lying on top of cars.

Omg is that a Seth Syndrome guy? He’s blonde and drives a Volkswagen MKVR32?

by BlancaBell October 21, 2021

Poser Syndrome

poser syndrome is when one is a beginner at skateboarding and his or her nose and tail is fucked up like a whore

whoa man, you got poser syndrome, you must suck at skateboarding

by Jordon Dornath October 23, 2011

Ye Syndrome

Believing you're grand and feeling the need to convince the world of such, while clinging to an ex that has long replaced you.

Will Smith showed off his Ye Syndrome at the Oscars last night after acting like an 8 year old on the playground.

by religionhater21 March 28, 2022

smurf syndrome

the result of being turned on for so long that your "little boys" turn blue, see blue balls

we made out for so long that I got smurf syndrome.

by mcotone March 24, 2010