Off the Mark

A hilarious comic panel by Mark Parisi. Running from September 1987 to the present, Parisi has been making the cartoon since he was in his mid-twenties, and he's still going strong after more than 35 years. With more than 12,000 panels to look through, you'll never be bored again.

Off the Mark is so funny. I swear Mark Parisi never runs out of ideas.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 18, 2023

gone off horseradish

When you leave the horseradish out for too long and it goes off.

The gone off horseradish tastes like a gone off white mousse.

by Debskelly1985 March 19, 2023

gone off ham

When you leave ham in the fridge for too long and it goes moldy.

The gone off ham tastes like dead skin.

by Debskelly1985 March 19, 2023

gone off cabbage

When you leave a cabbage in the fridge for too long and it goes rotten.

The gone off cabbage tastes like a stink bomb.

by Debskelly1985 March 19, 2023

gone off chicken curry

When you leave chicken curry out for too long and it goes rotten.

The gone off chicken curry tastes like cat food.

by Debskelly1985 March 19, 2023

gone off food colouring

When you leave food coloring out too long and it goes all modly and staly.

The gone off food colouring tastes like piss.

by Debskelly1985 March 25, 2023

gone off blue cheese

When you leave blue cheese out for too long and it goes rotten.

The gone off blue cheese tastes like mold.

by Debskelly1985 March 25, 2023