Mushroom head

When you slap the top of a womans head with the head of your penis and it puts a big stamp that looks like a mushroom on her head.

Jake: i just mushroom headed your girl
JJ: no you didnt your cappin

by MrSlappaH December 28, 2018

Metro Head

The act of receiving head on the metro link train on the way to or from work, school, or volunteer activities.

Did you hear that Travis got metro head this morning? I bet he takes the train all week.

by BB Puffin May 25, 2016

Bell head torpedo

Large black penis

She couldn’t wait for me to whip out that bell head torpedo

by Boscoe69 September 14, 2023

chonk head

chonk head is an object/animal that is very thick and fluffy

wow that cat is very chonky! That's called a chonk head right there

by Follow @notdoge_ January 26, 2021

Clean Bed, More Head

When you keep a clean bed set you get more head/oral sex.

Hey Jimmy I have noticed more moaning from your bedroom this week. I know Peter Clean Bed, More Head!

by PrincessRosita November 13, 2025

go stick your head in a hornet's nest

A less vulgar way to say "fuck off". I personally coined the phrase and used it once or twice on some motormouth who rubbed me the wrong way. Hornets are mean, six-legged bastards, even meaner than their cousins: the wasps.

Shemp: You couldn't let me do it. You had to gum up the works.

Larry: Ah, go stick your head in a hornet's nest.

by Stupidly Sophisticated September 16, 2020

Wobble Head Leave

A term used in public safety when a colleague is out on administrative leave for a mental health evaluation/assessment.

Shannon is out on wobble head leave and expected to return next week.

by The Beaver Trapper March 31, 2021