Mickey mouse

a 90 year old pervert that sucks minnies dry ass raisin puss for breakfast lunch and dinner

fuck you mickey mouse

by MobiPlayz November 19, 2018

Water Moustache

I invented this word over a year ago. But to me, it has already existed for quite a long time, even before I was born. The thing existed but the word didn't. Well it just did.

Basically, it's just sweat that forms on your upper lip. Or maybe even on your lower lip. I first thought about this when I was eating atva friend's house. Her sister cooked something spicy and while eating it, sweat formed on my upper and then that was when the term, "water moustache" was born. You're welcome.

S. L

John: *slurps noodles* Man, I can't do this anymore. It's too hot.
Jim: Yeah, maybe you should stop. You're starting to get a water moustache there.

by Sai Lomochi December 2, 2018

Burial mound

Multiple people shiting in a toilet without Flushing creating a huge mound of crap and toilet paper

The hotel never fixed our toilet so we left them a nice burial mound to deal with

by Swoly mammoth December 9, 2018

Shit mouth

A person whom cannot resist shit from falling out of their mouth. Constantly talking of things that do not concern them.

He told another tall tale on Ricky, what a shit mouth. Can’t he mind his own business?

by Josh Cause December 12, 2018

Portable mouthwash

If you're thirsty, find yourself a squirter. Collect, Bottle, and save for later.

Portable mouthwash always quenches my thirst after a long run

by Farkle Safari January 4, 2019

Money mouth

A person who constantly brags about materialistic things and sees materialism as a form of self worth.

John mentions his Ferrari at every opportunity possible. He’s such a ‘money mouth.’

by Katrirobell January 12, 2019

Twat Mouse

Tampon

She's Wearing Jeans,Today... You know what that means...Her Camel toe,Caught itself a Twat Mouse ..

by Ghost1319 March 4, 2019