get off my lap

Something you say when people always be asking you for stuff like you're Santa Claus.

Get off my lap son!

Random dude: "yo dawg I can hold a twenty?"

Rich dude: "man get off my lap son!"

"Whatchu think I'm Santa Claus?"

Get off my lap son!

by stochasticsam December 23, 2010

time to get on the ferry

A expression for the Northern Coast of Ohio, were tourists binge drink until it's time to get on the ferry to travel from the islands to the mainland and sober up.

Me: I've been day drinking all weekend.
Him: It's time to get on the ferry.

by Monica Kiryakov January 24, 2018

get slumped

get rekt, but less 2012

GET SLUMPED!
GET ABSOLUTELY SLUMPED!

by wowoitU January 18, 2019

Shut the, What the, Get the

Shut the FUCK UP!
What the FUCK…?
Get the FUCK OUT!

OMG! Shut the, What the, Get the!

by Cherub wrangler December 23, 2021

Get ketchuped on

When you throw a cheeseburger on a kid and you yell that phrase as you throw the burger.

“GET KETCHUPED ON FOOL”.

by medgame December 5, 2024

getting back into someones life

communicatng or attempting to reach out to a person

getting back into someones life is similair to apologizing

by didicostine October 7, 2018

To get Benny'd

When you meet someone that seems cool, but as you get to know them they act like your crazy ex girlfriend who won't leave you alone.

Person 1: How's your friend Anon doing?
Person 2: We aren't friends I'm trying to get out of it, but he wont leave me alone.
Person 1: Oh lol you're getting Benny'd
Person 2: Shut up he's right behind us!

To get Benny'd is to be followed by a person you're specifically trying to avoid.

by Redness AF September 12, 2022