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Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:

Photofeeler

Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.

EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.

DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.

For reuse on dating apps

In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.

DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Apps

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get parked

When you spoon with the dick still in.
"Hey Amber, what did you do last night?"
"We totally just banged or whatever, then we decided to get parked and watch some Downton Abbey"
by Sarcelle December 2, 2018
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Boi get

A Short way of saying "Get out lf here" Used mostly as a slang in discord twitter etc.
Guy 1 "Minding his buisness"
Guy 2 "Ay bro, look at this vid I made.
Guy 1 "Boi Get
by mikeocisig March 20, 2024
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self getting

An other word for masturbation. You are getting thinks done yourself.
Didn’t hook up with that girl last night, so I was doing some self getting.

Doing some self getting tonight, got any good websites?
by Philsøn January 30, 2018
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Get a life

When a person has nothing to wake up in the morning for, no real life friends, nothing exciting going on and no hope.
Ben is going to be spending his day and night gaming and chatting online again, he does this every single day without fail, he needs to get a life.
by Pablo890 October 26, 2022
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Get on your zoom

Actively work towards a desired goal. | Put effort into planning an event.
How do u expect it to work if you don't get on your zoom?
I been on my zoom. looking for discount flights rn!!
by neddsteroni November 24, 2023
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