Systems Baby

A systems baby is a youth who was incarcerated at a young age and thus, raised in the (in)Justice System. Usually, parents or legal guardians will pay child support to the state.

That boy is a mess, he's a traumatized systems baby.

by rebelde con causa June 16, 2025

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baby girl? daddys home... Hello Princess. Hahahahahah.....

a meme starring sans where he stares at the viewer, saying... "baby girl? daddys home."
before taking off his shirt, revealing muscles drawn amazingly to arouse mostly women, but also gay men, he then looks at you and says "hello princess..." before showing his fangs and coming closer to you, he then gets on top of you with a manly chuckle as you put your hands on his chest, and then he reveals his big lips that he'll use to kiss you with, this has gotten a youtube series named "the daddy trilogy". it has been abandoned as of 4 months ago. (November 23rd 2023)

man i sure do love when sans says baby girl? daddys home... Hello Princess. Hahahahahah.....

by AsherK March 25, 2024

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don't smother the baby

Don't knock something before you try it.

John:"i don't think that idea would work jim, its too boring"
Jim:"Don't smother the baby John, Lets try it first."

by pentaodin August 01, 2024

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HoliBday Baby

A baby born on a holiday; a unique event where wo things occur: a child is born and a major holiday is celebrated

Girl 1: "I hear your friend is having her baby soon."
Girl 2: "Yea, she's due December 25th, she's having a HoliBday Baby!"
Girl 1: "Oh Hell No! Christmas and Birthday gifts every year? Sucks to be her!"

by Xavier Grays January 30, 2024

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