A sad old man, other than the obvious definition, is what some female vaginas look like. This is because of there resemblance to a wrinkly old guys face. They can also be heading south some what like a pensioners face does.
As the middle aged women lifted her skirt to receive her smear test the doctor cried "ewww, it looks like a sad old man!"
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by A Senior Moment February 20, 2009
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1. Several (3 or more) girls lie on the floor/bed naked.
2. The contestant is blindfolded.
3. The contestant then proceeds to eat out each girl's muff.
4. The aim of the game is for the contestant to correctly guess who he/she is licking out by the taste of the clam and/or the squeals of pleasure (or pain in the case of novices) of the muff owners.
1. Several (3 or more) girls lie on the floor/bed naked.
2. The contestant is blindfolded.
3. The contestant then proceeds to eat out each girl's muff.
4. The aim of the game is for the contestant to correctly guess who he/she is licking out by the taste of the clam and/or the squeals of pleasure (or pain in the case of novices) of the muff owners.
John's skill at blind man's muff was totally astounding. Even when completely slaughtered on the best booze and drugs he still managed to guess every accomplice's identity.
by hermaphrodite September 17, 2004
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"And on a sad note, in today's news the Magic Pretzel Man has died of a urinary infection. He is survived by his son, Peiner."
by poopypants April 2, 2003
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