cock ball

retard speech, something that is said by brainless autists in order to always say something

Tim keeps saying “cock ball” I think he has brain damage..

by Lampstew December 27, 2021

Sexting blue Balls (SBB)

When a girl fail to give a satisfying conclusion to her increasingly compelling description of any kind of erotical/ sexual activity, and leave you stranded with a useless electronic boner. The arm of choice for this kind of treacherous behaviour is obviously the text message, altough it has been reported that some tormentors are brave enough to do it through Whatsapp, killing their social presence (as they have to close the app) for the mere pleasure of knowing that your cum will sit tight.

Girl "I would kiss your lips, then your cheeks"

then I would go on down slowly , bitting tenderly your neck, pressing my lips against your chest"

"then i would get to your tummy, kissing your belly button"

"and then "
Me : "Then ? AND THEN ?"
Girl :

Me checking constantly the stupid whatsapp message notification status that keeps on displaying the same message sent, message sent , message gent" shit yet another case of Sexting blue Balls (SBB). Fuck me"

by Alex Dürer November 29, 2017

Cock and ball torture

The fact you where looking for this is just gay and sad

Im so depressed that i enjoyed cock and ball torture

by TheUncleThatTouchedYou December 3, 2020

monkeys balls

i be dragging these big booty balls on the floor.

i think my dog suffers for monkeys balls.

by malcom dick August 30, 2023

Noodle ball

A ball python that is curled up in a ball and loves nothing more than to not get booped

My snake was a cute noodle ball this morning

by Dale yearry sr April 19, 2020

lolz my balls

laughing your balls off

bro, thats so funny, lolz my balls!

by jokerethan September 2, 2011

balls

I know that you like me, kiss me with your eyes closed (Kiss me with your eyes closed)
Kiss me with your eyes closed (Kiss me with your eyes closed), kiss me with your eyes closed
I know that's your favorite dress (Favorite dress)
Set fire to it
I know that you like me, kiss me with your eyes closed (Kiss me with your eyes closed)
Kiss me with your eyes closed (Kiss me with your eyes closed), kiss me with your eyes closed
I know that's your favorite dress (Favorite dress)
Set fire to it

"will you suck my balls?" "okay son"

by finster May 16, 2022