Record baby

It is a baby (that isn't alive) that can work like a vinyl record that plays the sound of a baby screaming, not a screaming baby spinning on top of a record.

Person 1: "Oh, did you get the newly released 'Record baby'?"

Person 2 "Yes, yes I did"

by Archimedes4047 February 2, 2025

lunatic baby

our president.

“the lunatic baby is a racist and if you got for him, so are you”

by shroomhead69 July 1, 2020

Daddy D and the Baby MT’s

High quality, pristine Dimethyltryptamine.

I got my third eye squeegeesd clean by Daddy D and the baby MT’s.

by Ringaroundtherectum May 23, 2018

Baby seal treatment

As in clubbing baby seals to death.

Those rioters deserve the baby seal treatment.

by princeofd 666 June 3, 2016

Tylenol baby

Someone who is on the spectrum. One that is special needs.

He shouldn't be fucking that Tylenol baby he's gonna lose his job

by toilet breaker August 27, 2023

baby salad

The perfect combination of infanticide and cannibalism: a baby salad is baby entrails and organs mixed and minced either in a bowl or on a sacrificial shrine, and then perhaps consumed.

Abraham almost made a baby salad from his son Isaac, but then God stopped him. singular form

The Fore people of Papua New Guinea had a kuru epidemic, because they had too many baby salads. plural form

by x3mbo September 24, 2018

chewy babies

Babies that are chewy.

"What's the difference between ducks and chewy babies? Well don't ask me, cause I don't know-"

by Aelin~Rose~ June 30, 2021