The condition most often occurring in pubescent teeny bopper girls in which the female becomes hostile towards their previous infatuation, frequently causing difficulty for the male in question of finding or connecting with a new mate(s). The most common symptom of Jealous Bitch Syndrome is the inability to control the urge to constantly and unreasonably prove a nuisance to oneself and others.
Bro 1: She's nothing but a trouble making drama queen ulleh.
Bro 2: Too true bro, I personally find it both amusing and entertaining, as the emotions of a pubescent bopper are, quite honestly, of little concern to me in comparison with more important mad wog shit.
Bro 1: Exactly, she has Jealous Bitch Syndrome, lets go get a coffee, yulla.
Bro 2: Too true bro, I personally find it both amusing and entertaining, as the emotions of a pubescent bopper are, quite honestly, of little concern to me in comparison with more important mad wog shit.
Bro 1: Exactly, she has Jealous Bitch Syndrome, lets go get a coffee, yulla.
by Lebanese Rambo November 25, 2010
Get the Jealous Bitch Syndromemug. Stupid Dumb Bitches are those who go above and beyond the steryotypical actions of both stupid bitches, as well as dumb bitches. SDB's can be utilized in any manner and treated with little respect.
Devan is a stupid dumb bitch.
Go get me a sammich, you stupid dumb bitch.
I heard that girl amanda j. has herpes and doesnt wash her self... what a SDB.
Go get me a sammich, you stupid dumb bitch.
I heard that girl amanda j. has herpes and doesnt wash her self... what a SDB.
by SlangCreatorXXX August 7, 2009
Get the Stupid Dumb Bitchmug. Kate: *looks at clock, 11pm* "wow, I am so hungry" *goes to kitchen*
Sophie: *Eating food*
Kate: "You got Fat Bitch Munchies too?"
Sophie: "Yes"
*both eats anything edible from both fridge and cupboard"
Sophie: *Eating food*
Kate: "You got Fat Bitch Munchies too?"
Sophie: "Yes"
*both eats anything edible from both fridge and cupboard"
by australian-jesus February 1, 2013
Get the Fat Bitch Munchiesmug. An affliction making one dependent upon a woman who he is dating or married to. Symtoms include: inability to stand up for yourself, giving into to all her "bitching", crawling back to her after every argument, taking blame/apologizing even when you are not at fault.
A man is talking to his girlfriend on the phone.
She suspects he is not paying attention to her and is no longer willing to talk to him and hangs up.
The boyfriend, confused, insistently calls her back leaving apologetic messages on her machine as-well-as sends her gifts, fearing that if he doesn't she will leave him.
This man suffers from chronic bitch dependency.
She suspects he is not paying attention to her and is no longer willing to talk to him and hangs up.
The boyfriend, confused, insistently calls her back leaving apologetic messages on her machine as-well-as sends her gifts, fearing that if he doesn't she will leave him.
This man suffers from chronic bitch dependency.
by Samir Qureshi November 2, 2007
Get the chronic bitch dependencymug. 1. a girl who displays both qualities of an amiable friend and a cold-hearted bitch while interchangeably switching between both moods.
If you're reading this definition and know who you are, you're a two-faced bitch who doesn't deserve my friendship!
by find_me February 13, 2005
Get the two-faced bitchmug. a woman who is a lady but she can hang with thugs. She will lie for you but still love you. She will die for you but cry for you. Most importantly she will kill for you like she'll comfort you. She is a ride or die bitch who will do whatever it takes to be by your side. She'll be your Bonnie if you are her Clyde. Thugs love these bitches and they show this by showering them with stacks of cash, flashy jewels and rides.
by Nina Bereta April 4, 2009
Get the down ass bitchmug. An independent queen whos working for everything shes got and is too hot to trot. Excels in everything she does and does it better than everyone else. Not someone to be messed with; might be little but is pretty ripped.
Oh so he thinks he can get away with being a douche? He clearly doesn't know he's messing with a boss ass bitch.
Sarah is a boss ass bitch.
Cuz im a boss ass bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch...
I got an A on my exam, you know why? Cuz im a boss ass bitch.
I just signed two leases, you know why? Cuz im a boss ass bitch.
Sarah is a boss ass bitch.
Cuz im a boss ass bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch...
I got an A on my exam, you know why? Cuz im a boss ass bitch.
I just signed two leases, you know why? Cuz im a boss ass bitch.
by bossassbitchesboss December 8, 2013
Get the boss ass bitchmug.