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work piss

When in a social situation with work colleagues, the period of time at the start of the night when the conversation always turns to work. Before everyone has a few drinks and actually starts to have fun.
We spent the first hour emptying the bladder of work piss.
by T-Bone78 January 19, 2013
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devil’s work

doing or saying something horrible to another thing or person that makes it seem as if the devil is doing it.
“Hey did you hear about Kylie cheating on Chris?”
“Yeah…truly the devil’s work”

“Why did you push your friend into the pool?”
He snickered before responding, “it was the devil’s work”
by friedgravy March 26, 2023
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County Work

A local government worker phenomenon wherein which the division of labor between workers and watchers is typically at a higher ratio than private work.
Why is everyone just standing around watching that one guy dig the hole?

That's how county work is done.
by ohjayesimpson August 20, 2020
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work release

A system where prisoners work to get paid while serving their sentences.
When Patrick was in prison,he worked at Prospect Hill Cemetery for work release.
by JMC70 October 21, 2017
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daddy work

A guy who mows the lawn, works for really long shifts, drives kids to McDonald’s, and is good at repairing things
Son: hey my car broke cuz I’m fat as fuck can you fix my car?
Father: looks like I’m gonna have to do all the daddy work again
by Fireguy47 August 25, 2018
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Hard work

Hard work is like fucking Harvey Weinstein. Some people are willing to do it consensually but it's objectively gross and unpleasant. You can't say "no" to it and you kind of have to do it to make it anywhere in life. The results of doing it will undoubtedly vary because even after doing it the outcome is still dependant on the whim of a hairy bald faggot.
Hym "Hard work is like fucking Harvey Weinstein..."

Idiot "But you could do it if you really committed to it. There's no excuse. You don't have a better option. Just quit complaining and take that fat hairy bald faggot cock. If you're not willing to do it then you are where you deserve to be in life."

Hym "But not all of the people who do it reap the benefits of doing it and if I found a work-around you would try to stop me."

Idiot "Well, yeah, but you said a thing i dont like. I will kill you motherfucker."

Hym "Do... Do you see how you're not the good guy here right?"
by Hym Iam August 2, 2022
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work woody

A work woody is the class woody at work
Did you get what she said about sales results? No I was too busy hiddibg my work woody
by Mr.Prontissimo June 7, 2017
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