Boner Shame

Embarrassment or shame for something or someone giving you a boner.
Dude!!! Have you no boner shame!!! She has cancer!!!
by FloodedMushroom August 24, 2011
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Pedo Boner

Having a boner at a very inappropriate time.
Frank was embarrased when he randomly got pedo boner at his daughters swimming practice.

Tod has a blue dot over his house on every neighborhood crime website, he had a boner when visiting his daughters female only elementary school.

When at his grandparents funeral, Geoff (not from RT) got a boner. He was kicked out of the funeral by his aunt.
by Lonely Larry December 11, 2014
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Flashback Boner

n. occurs when a man remembers a previous sexy encounter and gets an erection as a result of his recollection
When Dave was reminded about Jami the stripper, he got a flashback boner.
by snyderized February 26, 2010
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pony boner

A half chubbed erection, stimulated by the ever tightening jambayala that sometimes occurs while sitting down. Generally happens in a sitting situation with some subtle vibration (driving on a bumpy road) when your pants jumble up and your Weiner comes restricted and thus forms a chubby pushing against your pants.

Also known as a ponybone or a poonboon
Frig duuude you gotta stop driving so I can deal with this pony boner. Me n the Bros went offroading and I got the biiiiggest pony bone.
by masta & commanda April 29, 2015
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Zombie Boner

When a male ejaculates during sexual intercourse and then retains an erection and continues to have intercourse.
Last night was incredible. I totally fucked Melissa with a zombie boner.
by Kurupt88 October 15, 2010
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buffet boner

An erection produced by sexual arousal due to thoughts about dining at an all-you-can-eat restaurant.
"Whenever I think about going to that all-you-can-eat place, I get a buffet boner."
by yes juanito yes June 14, 2014
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panic boner

Panic Boner is when you get so scared you get a huge boner
Chris Hawrdwick loves panic boners.
by babylove22 March 26, 2015
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