Different Boner

When you get a boner from something that is unique, or different.

-Man, did you hear that girl Ross likes doesn't have a TV?
-Dude, He's got a such a different boner for her

Ross: did you guys hear about my girlfriend, she's waaaaay more different than normal girls. (cums in pants)

by boola boola October 10, 2011

chapel boner

an erection that occurs to certain male students during chapel services at christian institutions. chapel is perhaps the worst possible time to get an erection, especially when everyone is asked to stand for prayer.

Dude, today in chapel Dr. Brooks was speaking and I got a random chapel boner. I was so embarrassed!

by moose36 December 21, 2008

Boner Shame

Embarrassment or shame for something or someone giving you a boner.

Dude!!! Have you no boner shame!!! She has cancer!!!

by FloodedMushroom August 25, 2011

ghost boner

The crease in your pants that looks like you have a boner.

"Damn, look how small Randy's boner is." "ITS A GHOST BONER, GOD! MY DICK IS LIKE A CENTIMETER LONGER!"

by TheHolla May 15, 2013

buffet boner

An erection produced by sexual arousal due to thoughts about dining at an all-you-can-eat restaurant.

"Whenever I think about going to that all-you-can-eat place, I get a buffet boner."

by yes juanito yes June 13, 2014

panic boner

Panic Boner is when you get so scared you get a huge boner

Chris Hawrdwick loves panic boners.

by babylove22 March 29, 2015

boner taster

1. One who enjoys giving oral sex. 2. To savor an erect penis. 3. To suggest someone is a boner taster. See also boner, boner breath.

1. Joe told his buddy Don that Sarah was a great boner taster.
2. You boner taster!

by Hoyt of the Ledge May 22, 2006