beard booger

A random unknown object in a person's beard ex: trash, lint, debris, candy wrappers, dead insects...

I wake up some mornings with the taste of bad decisions, and a face full of beard boogers.

by tallywacker3 December 28, 2014

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Bearded Spike

The coolest badass Bearded Dragon alive

Jenna thinks Bearded Spike is better than Jeremy

by JustMeTheChick October 22, 2020

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magic beard

Slang word for an unshaved vagina.

God damn, that chick had a real magic beard.

by Peppermint Time December 15, 2010

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Grown facial hair that is attached to the face through follicles in the skin found mostly in most male homo sapiens. Not much different than a Beard, the Beard-Mask is instead used for reasons classically inconsistent with historical practices such as; protecting the face from harsh elements, religious practices, being unable to shave from lack of resources, and mere preference. Instead, a Beard-Mask is grown to cover any number of jarring inconsistencies to the face or emotional well-being of its wearer. These reasons include: Covering the ravages of pubescent acne scars. Physical deformation of the face or neck. Having a baby-face, or youthfully juvenile appearance. Double Chin. Perceived Unattractiveness. Overall Unattractiveness. Low/ Non-Existent self-esteem.

Matt definitely wears that creepy beard-mask to cover his toxic self-esteem, not to mention, those giant welts from acne and poor hygiene.

by bentslightly August 2, 2022

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beard-hot

a man who is stupidly hot ...only with the beard on. without it, he is just 'meh.'

Yo, remember that beard0 I was googley-eyed over last week? Turns out he was just beard-hot.
I finally found an old picture of his babyface. So sad I know this. Not hot anymore.

by xpineapplex July 30, 2015

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