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The Collingwood Wave

The Collingwood Wave is how all Collingwood fans (And ALL Victorians in general Monday - Friday anyway) prefer to greet each other, whether that's sending an opening gesture, or receiving one.

The wave is performed by bending over infront of another, presenting your rear end, looking back and flapping your hand in a welcoming motion to the desired recipients to come and take you from behind whilst you look back at them over your shoulder with a smile.
Innocent observer: "Um what's that cunt in the magpies hat doing? Does he want to get bashed?"

Observers Victorian friend: "Oh that's the Collingwood Wave, we always try and present like that if we think we see someone we know, but just remember it's reserved for Collingwood fans on match days"
by [Stuey the king] May 15, 2023
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new wave fujoshi

a fujoshi that "makes fun" of white girls saying that they like yaoi. usually meant as a joke, but it quickly turns serious. they are obsessed with ea gay men and anime bl.
new wave fujoshi: omg yaoi i love being a lesjoshi i love dramatical murder yaoi !!!
by foilhats January 4, 2023
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Waves

when a fat woman has more than three body rolls on her sides.
holy shit that behemoth has a shit ton of waves... I bet Greg would try to surf.
by GarryDon July 21, 2023
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Perma-Wave

The sensation of a dream like wave over a conscious, often times intoxicated state.
Can happen on opiates, but primarily is caused by stimulates like Methamphetamine and Cocaine. Also known in some urban culture as 'being in your feelings '.
He's been up so long on that ice looking at old messages he's stuck in a perma-wave.
by MakeDestroy July 30, 2023
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Gut wave

The wave generated from one doing a belly flop in the swimming pool
That was one big gut wave, Billy.
by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023
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Riding the wave

When you chain-eat multiple bowls of cereal in a row, and instead of drinking the milk, you pour more cereal on top of the milk and refill it.
Person 1: Dude i've got the munchies soo bad
Person 2: Here's some cereal, feel free to have some
Person 1: *begins riding the wave through three boxes of cheerios*
by viriondash August 2, 2023
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Courto Wave

Short for Courtesy Wave. Basically, any time a stranger shows you some Courtesy, a car lets you in traffic, chuck em a Courto Wave, A bloke lets you in the line, give em a Courto Wave. A bloke waits for your to reverse out of a carpark without blocking you in like a fuckwit, give them a Courto Wave. It's the right thing to do. It's unaustralian not to.
When you let someone in traffic, you have to give them a Courto Wave, if you don't your a cunt. It's as bad as not returning your trolley.
by Scroatal August 10, 2023
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