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Cupcake vegan

Cupcake vegans are vegans that don't do any activism and don't try to debate any non-vegans, sometimes not even when prompted. They're also called quiet vegans.
I used to be a cupcake vegan, but recently I have become an activist!

Even cupcake vegans do their part. Existence is resistance!
by VeganAlex March 23, 2024
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Vegan Lib Gender

A gender identity that is strongly attached to vegan liberals
Dan came out to me as vegan Lib gender. His pronouns are he/they/lib. Taylor swift is not vegan Lib gender
by dontfuckingtouchme September 18, 2021
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Third-Party Vegan

An individual who eats herbivorous animals.
I prefer to think of myself as a Third-party vegan, meaning that I eat the things that eat the grass.
by That thingy with the words. August 26, 2019
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Vegan Jam

When you turn 23 and your bones start to creak.
Shoot, I am now 23, and am experiencing vegan jam.
by sliimriicky June 1, 2022
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vegan farm

After listing my vegetables as being sourced from my vegan farm, their sales at Whole foods are through the roof!
by Ooga Booga Booga June 16, 2017
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vegan cheating

the state of being single, but telling an interested woman that you have a girlfriend. this will incite the forbidden sexual thrill and spontaneity of the real thing, but does not actually involve hiding information from someone, hence the "vegan".
"What do you mean Sarah's really your cousin?"
"Yeah, I just told you she was my girlfriend. You sure outfucked her. That's vegan cheating for you."
"I guess I did, huh?"
by nochilliam November 6, 2022
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Vegan

Ancient tribal slang for village idiot that can not hunt, fish, or milk a cow.
He's not just the idiot he's the village vegan.
by Vegans are dying November 29, 2023
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