Vampire Hard Way

A version of a game where you pretend to be a vampire and try to bite someone’s neck. This is different from Vampire Easy Way which involves using two fingers to pierce some holes in the neck. You must exclaim “Vampire HARD WAY” before biting or else the move is not counted

“Aw man! He just Vampire Hard Way-ed my neck. I lost!”

by annikapants November 12, 2023

Vampire dipping

The act of sex while the time of the month is at hand and you refuse to take the dirt tack.

Well lads am vampire dipping tonight as the painters are in

by Mr,bartender November 5, 2022

Relationship Vampire

A person who sucks the souls of their victims/partners, with no intentions of loving them. Usually a man but sometimes a woman. Usually a person who has not had one exclusive partner for an extensive amount of time.

That guy is a relationship vampire. He won’t ever have a girlfriend and will probably never get married.

by Sheila V. October 21, 2020

vampire garage sale

When your partner is having their period

Jenny is having a vampire garage sale this week, stay clear.

by Alavello March 9, 2014

Vampire Special

When you eat your girl out while she’s on her period.

Chad: hey shawty, you lookin extra sexy today. Can I eat your pussy?
Girl: yea but I’m on my period.
Chad: that’s ok! I’ll give you a vampire special!

by the Trump Administration November 27, 2020

Vampire Herpes

Vampire herpes are herpes that you have even after you die. Like foreeeeeeever herpes

Crystal got bit by a vampire 200 yrs ago and she still has herpes.

My sister got vampire herpes at a rave.

by Kaseofherpes September 25, 2022

vampire diaries

A show watched by sissy femboys that love vampires and "Romantic Comedy's "

vampire diaries-Omg Sisters did you see the scary Spooky vampire
Yikes that was spooky 19 million players

by OldManDan69 May 27, 2021