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Uber Goober

A lively character of the Human Class that represents beliefs through vigorous latent actions to accomplish tasks most would be happy to complete in the simplest fashion. Often of the low grade Military Officer species.
Oh oh here comes Lt. Cornwall, check out all of the reflectors he has on his bike, what an uber goober.
by heepee May 25, 2008
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Uber-Bitch

Anyone who needs AC in their car.
"Jeffery hit a deer with his car and crushed his AC line."
"Whatever, AC is for Uber-Bitches.."
"Yeah, Jeffery was all like "Fuck You Deer" and ran it down.."
"He's badass, definitely not an Uber-Bitch.."
by SithLordAllan August 10, 2012
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Uber

An excessive amount of; over stimulized
That city swan was uber dirty.
That pool was uber awesome.
by Lina43019971115 February 10, 2012
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Uber pooljacked

When you want to go some place 10 blocks away but because of other pick ups you end up driving 40 blocks, zigging and zagging across town.
I’ll be late for dinner honey, I’ve been Uber pooljacked again.
by NycPas November 9, 2018
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Uber Sass

Unwarranted criticism from your Uber driver about where you waited to be picked up, your luggage size, your desire for air conditioning or how loudly you slammed the door.
When a got in the car the driver gave me a bunch of Uber sass because he had to cross the street to pick me up.
by Ruthozark September 28, 2017
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Uber Driver Whore

On the Uber driver App, one can spread their "legs" for every option. I can do Uber Pet, Uber Connect, Uber Eats, Uber X Uber XL and in being a Uber driver whore, I can select the "Automatically select" option in the app to continuously be doing a task, never stopping to eat or pee.
Hey man, I've decided to be and Uber driver whore today, I'm not turning down any opportunity to make money and I wanna run all types of trips.
by Twitterisntasfun May 26, 2022
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Uber tug

When the girl is driving and can't give you road head she has to tug you instead.
Baby I know you are driving and can't give me some road head. How about a uber tug???
by Big berry 1 September 7, 2018
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