Uber Fail

When someone suddenly displays their uber score to someone, thinking their score is higher, and discovers their score is lower.

He took out his phone at the steakhouse, shoved it in his dinner partner’s face, and said “my uber rating is higher than yours”; oops, that was an uber fail, as his rating, 4.97, was lower than his dinner partner’s rating, 4.98.

by RubyD August 25, 2025

Uber Eats

Uber Eats is a service similar to Deliveroo, Stuart, DoorDash, and Grubhub. Its basically where you order food from an app, and get it delivered to you. It can also be used as a job, because just about anyone can start driving dor Uber Eats.

Some dude: "Hey, what are you doing for a living?"
That dudes friend: "Oh me? I do Uber Eats for my income."

by wilnym February 11, 2022

Uber Sass

Unwarranted criticism from your Uber driver about where you waited to be picked up, your luggage size, your desire for air conditioning or how loudly you slammed the door.

When I got in the car the driver gave me a bunch of Uber sass because he had to cross the street to pick me up.

by Ruthozark September 28, 2017

Urban Uber

Any Emergency Vehicle with flashing lights and a siren (Police, Fire Engine, Ambulance, EMT, etc.)

OMG! What is going on with all of the sirens?

Dunno. Lots of Urban Ubers tonight.

by Insurrexionrules! June 9, 2021

Uber Madness

A term used to describe total extreme pure awsomeness or ownage or pro skill

MESSENGER: MAD MAN! YOU'RE A MAD MAN! THIS IS MADNESS!
LEONIDAS: MADNESS??????
THIS - IS - UBER MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!

by WarZoid December 15, 2008

uber salty

When Norwegian men misbehave and spill too many secrets they are "uber-salty".

"Karl is uber salty when he drinks tequila, he tells everyones secrets like it ain't no thang"

by K8h8r November 24, 2013

Sub Uber

Something that is totally not cool. Lame.

Dude 1 - i hate mediocre people
Dude 2 - yea, they are sub uber

by chinooks July 5, 2010