Cage of twats

Collective noun used to describe a group of socially inept and nauseating people. In extreme circumstances it can be used in the singular form i.e a cage of twat.

"I don't want to go for a drink with that cage of twats."

"Why are you surprised? He is a cage of twat."

by uncaged April 9, 2010

Twat

A pregnant goldfish.

Nice twat you got there.

by ohnoes. :o August 15, 2008

Speccie Twat

A person who wears glasses and you wanna call them a twat with more insultation.

God Monica your such a speccie twat.

by Molliee. March 4, 2009

twat flap

The flap of a woman's vagina. A derogatory word to call somebody who is pissing you off.

"Shut your fucking mouth, you stupid twat flap!"

by Kizzle82 May 28, 2007

Twat Dingler

A twat(vagina) has had so many cocks in it that it is so stretched out it dingles around.

WOW! That hoe had a Twat Dingler!

by Benjamin Pepino Lime October 12, 2008

bubblegum twat

when the pussy lips of a female sag down low like pieces of ham flapping and looks like chewed pieces of gum.

EX.1
man 1: did you see that girls twat?

man 2: yea it was so fucking loose it looked like pieces of ham flappin' in the wind
EX.2
most porn stars pussy's. you know, the kind you can fit a MAC truck thru

by Char December 12, 2004

Twat Jammer

A female that claims to be 18 but turns out to be too young

I thought she was 18 and gave her the hammer, next thing I knew I was in the slammer by that little Twat Jammer.

by dirt_circle_destroyer September 30, 2016