purple turtle

Squeezing the penis in a vagina so hard it turns purple.

Dee gave Dustin a purple turtle, so he thanked her and gave her a buck.

by Dick Ma May 23, 2003

turtle doves

Medium sized, nicely rounded, perky breasts shaped much like a plump turtle dove. Not as large as sweater puppies, but still very alluring and attactive.

Dan: Wow, Jenny sure has a nice pair of turtle doves, doesn't she, Ben?

Ben: I'll say. The other day she was wearing a loose fitting blouse and when she bent over to get something from the bottom drawer of her desk, I caught a nice look at her turtle doves. Very alluring, that's for sure!

by Graycat April 5, 2009

turtle curtle

the act of punching babies in the face

I was boinkin Pablo when i saw a picture of young Andrew, and then i felt the urge to give him a turtle curtle.

by Nibcats May 30, 2006

Turtle on a Trampoline

n. One of many dick tricks. This particular one is performed by making a thin tight layer with the scrotum skin by stretching it in two directions. Then bouncing the shaft and head of the penis up and down on the scrotum

That guy just showed me his Turtle on a Tramoline, apparently its a famous dick trick in New England.

by Skott September 21, 2004

Frightened Turtle Effect

Another term for shrinkage. When the male genetalia becomes withered from immersion in a cold fluid.

Dude this water is frezzing
I know i've got the frightened turtle effect over here.

by Blaker April 27, 2006

Navajo Turtle Pie

When getting a blowjob from a man with long hair, part his hair down the middle and pull each side around the waist, then tie a knot in the hair, just above your ass, to create a harness.

Don't rub my hair - I was giving this guy a blowjob in the bathroom at the Kylie Minogue show last night, and he totally put me in a Navajo Turtle Pie!

by Adolph Fabulous September 24, 2011

Yertle the Turtle

A sex act named after a Dr. Seuss story, in which many men pile on top each other, facing down, and have anal with the man below them.

A man was once crushed to death underneath a Yertle the Turtle.

by Amroth May 9, 2009