Rolling Thunder

When a girl that is obese or overweight tries to run fast. The result is usually the slapping of her face with her own breasts or the bouncing of all of her body fat.

"Hey Joey, see that fat girl trying to run a 5k?"
"Yeah, rolling thunder for sure."

by Captain Mercedes October 9, 2013

Thunder Cat

The next phase of a Cougar. aka Super Couger

Jack, you see the couger? She wants you!
Tom, that's no couger, she a Thunder Cat, HOOO!!!

by Denver Tank April 8, 2009

Thunder Clap

Clapping in the air with a sliding motion. With one hand raised first, with the second to meet it half way, clapping, with the second hand left extended. Repeat back and forth.

Look at that guy, he knows how to thunder clap!!

by Setrock October 29, 2004

thunder pig

A woman so ugly, she is of legendary proportions - probably a direct descendent of half developed cave-men.

Dude 1: "That new girlfriend of yours! She damn ugly, my man!"
Dude 2: "Yeah Dawg. She may be a thunder pig but she fucks like a ho!"

by Wizards Sleeve January 17, 2007

Tender Ponies

A group of younger girls, always willing to hang out with older guys. Usually the fine group of girls for that class. This is typical in High School girls or freshman in college.

Older guy:You got plenty of Tender Ponies here tonight!
Younger Girl: Kyle am I a tender pony?
Older guy: Stop listening to my conversations and go play!

by Shaft25 May 1, 2006

thunder blast

A loud passing of gass. A big fart. A reference to the power and length of a fart.

My wife let a thunder blast in her sleep and I jumped three feet!

by rael220 September 23, 2008

cock juggleing thunder cunt

A person of subnormal intelligence and usually ranty, sometimes an interesting person but often unbelivabley boring, but normally vocationally retarded. High likely-hood of the sed juggler being called Dave.

"hey, look at that guy, wat a cock juggleing thunder cunt, i bet hes called Dave.

by marty, ollie, nd em August 6, 2008