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Tom Bound

When one acts spin ones dog with physical abuse for no reason and posts t on a social media website
"My dog kept on barking so I tom bound it one"
by Tom Bound November 20, 2016
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Tom Banner

Tom Banner is a bloodclart gstar and is a proper geezer. Man loves to play Fish Game still when he is white boy wasted and is with bare gyaldem in his crib. I love you Thomas xxxxxxxxx
Jamal: Where has my large collection of girlfriends gone?
Labronx Labronx Sanders: My drilla Tom Banner has taken them all for personal use as man is rather white boy wasted.
Jamal: What a silly delinquent!!!
by Xx._WomanLover_.xX October 16, 2021
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Tom Cocaine

A country singer known for singing Life is a Highway while high on cocaine.
Like he meant life is a high way.
Gregory: I remember the song Life Is a Highway.
Ben: Such a classic.
Gregory: Rascall Fatts did an outstanding job making it for the Cars movie.
Ben: Rascall Fatts covered it, Tom Cocaine originally sang it.
Gregory: Wow, I should’ve remembered.
by gregben February 6, 2022
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Frosty Tom

A depression era summertime snack. Invented to give children a tasty treat, utilizing the limited resources of the time. The most popular recipe uses cornflakes.

Ingredients: Ice Cubes (square), Peanut Butter, Cornflakes (or other topping)
1. Cover ice cubes in peanut butter
2. Roll cubes in cornflakes
3. Enjoy your Frosty Tom
Person 1: "Have you ever heard of a Frosty Tom?"
Person 2: "Yeah, my grandparents used to make them all the time!"
by Mountaineer426 October 26, 2016
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Tom and Jerry'd

When you get hurt by an overly-complicated machine or plan , whether it be yours or someone else's .
Geoff: i made my own mouse trap, imma get that bitch
Dayshon: i doubt it with this rube goldburg ass design

*Mouse manages to break machine and it falls on Geoff
Dayshon: You got Tom and Jerry'd M8
by Dapper Day Day March 13, 2017
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Tom-Faced

Excessively drunk, lacking all basic motor functions.
I was so Tom-Faced last night I passed out on Roger's couch.
by Tommy Okktane December 29, 2003
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Tom Sawyer

That one song by a given band that everyone knows, even if they know nothing else by the band.

Named for the song by Rush.
by nbmft13 July 30, 2015
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