toadsarefrogs

Some fucking idiot that thinks toads are frogs. Which indeed they are not and they are two different animals. Anyone that believes this (Dylan) is a complete tool

Yo sam, I met this Dylan kid who thought toadsarefrogs. What a fucking idiot am I right.
“He’ll yeah you are”.

by kyethenigga July 7, 2021

Tordyz

Shes an iconic cosplayer plus my moot/ lover i love you so very much and I hope u have a good day<3

Hey do u know abt that cool tiktoker named tordyz

Yeah they r the best

by Shirshir July 8, 2021

toadgoose

The embodiment of a toad inbred with a goose that has been used to resolve many social issues within the soicety for centuries in small towns to large neighbourhoods.

Hey, did you see how the toadgoose started a beef with two random strangers and resolved it within a few hours?

by dxwi July 23, 2021

today on things

Expression. Short-hand for "Today on things that happened".

Used when someone is lying, or exaggerating a story. Often used on the internet and seldom in real life.

"Here's a picture of the house I paid off in two years using essential oils!! #BossBabe"

"Today on things"

by GoobyeLikeAOuija July 25, 2021

Toadloader

toadloader

a guy who lives in holywood and likes to load it to toads!! or frogs or whatever you like to call them! even though he has a real hot girlfriend - now wife!!

The brother of an Olympian!!

That Olympian has a Toadloader brother

by the poor toad July 28, 2021

Toad

Toad is a kind human who treats everyone like the best human on earth around toad everyone feels safe and understood. Toad is the crackhead who always dances and brings good vibes but also can be really good for deep talks and is the therapist friend. Toad has alot of problems for themselves but will always put their loved ones first. Toad is actually very beautiful and has the most beautiful soul who always cares about everyone but themself. Please be kind to them they need affection and love more than anyone else<3

Say things like: toad ur amazing i love you and appreciate you

by Gaygayandevenmoregay November 20, 2021

Today or Tomorrow

Within 2-14 business days.

I have a meeting. I’ll bring it to you today or tomorrow.

by TortillaPlodzien August 24, 2021