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Hawaiian pork poke

To have sexual relations with a type of fruit by either hollowing a hole and repetitively thrusting it, or cutting the fruit into slices and forming a frussy by taping the slices into a round shape for sexual pleasure.
Friend: “Hey Zach, got any plans tonight?”

Zach: “Oh man, I’m busy preparing to smash this freshly cut apple with the ole fashioned Hawaiian Pork Poke!”

Friend: “Ah man, I'm missing out aren’t I??”
by Gordeauxdatboee October 22, 2017
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Pork

by SR3MASHTATIE August 22, 2021
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John Pork Crashout

A term for when the popular internet celebrity John Pork rages at users, typically when an action he dislikes is performed. John Pork most commonly crashes out in Fortnite. Footage of these occurrences are often accompanied with Capcut edits.
I keep seeing edits of John Pork Crashout's in Fortnite.
by ku1a5 December 20, 2024
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shit pork

Where you shove your finger up yout arshole and the put it in you japseye then pull it out and like your finger
by Jim shit pork May 4, 2018
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General Pork

Keanu, he eats lots of food
Man 1: twust that general pork guy is a fat bastard
Man2: innit twust Mcdonalds sold out for the first time because of him
by the biggest bird 69 April 24, 2023
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Porking

When you elegantly stroke your meat to images of John pork
I saw my friend porking it in the science classroom
by Buttmoobs August 11, 2024
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vietnamese pork roll

Having intercourse with a larger Vietnamese girl.
"I heared Jonno vietnamese pork rolled that girl last night"
by Peter Pinson January 31, 2024
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