Pork Pocket

When you stab a morbidly obese person, and fuck the stab wound.

He used the body's Pork Pockets to ejaculate in.

by Violet Starfire September 20, 2023

Pork the Dork

The act of giving "nerds" delicious pork products. A way of showing over-all appreciation for a technical support solution that shown immediate and satisfying results.

I totally porked the dork last week, gave Kevin 4 pounds of smoked porkbutt. Without him my home would not have this life saving Wifi coverage. Thats the best way to Pork the Dork.

by Fatty Magoo September 14, 2022

Pork factory

A dirty whore who chooses to use her vagina with many men.

Damn, that girl looks like a pork factory!

by SmashMe February 4, 2020

Porked Cookchop

A magic spell to make Caleb laugh

AJ: "Porked Cookchop" Caleb: *insert wheezing noises*

by aj04ispro April 9, 2022

John Pork

Like John Cena, but he’s a pig human

Allie: Hey! Have you ever heard of John Pork?
Ben: What’s John Pork?
Allie: He’s like John Cena but he’s a pig-like creature
Ben: *laughs because John Pork*

by SlangPengcome April 18, 2023

Pork Frown

a pork thats sad, because he is halal

did you hear about jimmy and his pig hes such a pork frown atm

by Yung Bratz Doll The Pork Pleas January 3, 2024

Pulled Pork

When a man dips his penis in barbecue sauce and puts it into a woman’s anus.

Jack “Babe we just got the new sweet baby rays barbecue sauce, I wanna turn you into pulled pork”
Katelynn “Sure! Get out a picnic blanket!”

by User3628375739 June 7, 2024