Pity Fishing

The act of searching for pity or sympathy by making something sound far worse than it really is.

Dave: Hey dude, what's up?

Jim: I got attacked by this massive, vicious dog in the park yesterday... I thought I was going to die...

Dave: OMG! Are you OK?

later...

Dave: Did you hear about Jim? He got attacked by a massive dog!

Fred: He's just pity fishing, I was there. He was barked at by a dog.

by Mousey 66 March 27, 2012

Thot Fish

Someone who is not a thot but pretends to be one to fit a certain idea of which someone wants them to be. This can be done online and/or in public places. These people are usually far from being a thot but just want their own way of fitting in. Close to what a catfish is, these people use separate identities, pictures, or extreme makeup and trendy clothing to enhance it.

"That girl is such a thot fish, you should see her normally."

by Kit-and-Cam January 26, 2019

Fish Mayonnaise

When a nasty girl with a fishy vag has irregular discharge.

"You need to change your underwear they are covered in fish mayonnaise!"

"Do you need a vagasil wipe for your fish mayonnaise?"

by Bitches ain't shit July 8, 2015

Fish fray

Sum goofy ass dood that kinda slays but look like he might cry in yo face

Nah I ain't goin with that dude ain't worth goin with that fish fray

by da chaffy May 2, 2019

Weak Fish

Someone who is weak in the casino industry ..Usually referred to as a "Jimmy"...It is signaled across the pits with a motion of the hands on top of each other, with thumbs opposite sides.. to resemble a fish!

1."dude you suck..you are such a Jimmy!"

2..That guy came in 10k without I.D. and you didnt catch it? You are such a "Weak Fish"!!

by Sivadebag February 13, 2010

foogoo fish

A poisonous fish, made up by the unicorns, friends of charlie the unicorn. While they were "sucba diving"

unicorn 1- "oooh noo. here comes a school of poisonous foogoo fish"

unicorn 2- "noooo!! foogoo!"

by HeartKeeper<3 September 21, 2009

Fish Ghosting

A) The act of pretending to be somebody else online and developing a relationship and then disappearing without a trace. (Catfish + ghosting = fish ghosting)

B) When a former nba player cheats on his wife while "traveling" and then disappears

" We met on match.com and I thought he was legit. Turns out, he was fish ghosting me!"

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by TANKM April 26, 2016