The Chris Christie

When you fuck a girl in high waisted Docker's or cargo-shorts with only your cock out of the zipper, leaving the balls tucked in.

**Modified CC is when you untuck the balls, leaving a drainage route for vaginal secretions so as to not get the "glazed donut" on your freshly pressed & pleated Docker's.
by Dongcoptered October 08, 2017
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Chris Wong

When you get a knee burn from your denim jeans.
"Oh man, I just got a Chris Wong"

"Hey, you should probably skip the skinny jeans mate. Don't want to give yourself a Chris Wong"
by Lumpymumpy May 11, 2018
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Maddy and Chris

Maddy and Chris are perfect together! If you know a Maddy and Chris, pair them. Chances are they are the perfect match! 😍
Maddy and Chris are perfect together
by Avery Grace May 02, 2018
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Chris Takala

A) A wigger, a white nigger. Someone who listens to gangster rap while being a lanky demon child with Blue Sky for blood. He is known to associate himself with Lucas Puig and has a knack for screaming: "SIIIIIIICK," or, "EWWWWWW."

As an avid Black Ops fan, a Chris Takala will never like anything belonging to the science fiction genre because it looks "too japanese." Borderline racist, and socially black, he is the epitome of all "WHITE ASS CRACKA'S" worldwide.

B)
"God dammit Chris, you fucking dropped butter into the sink!"

"HAHAHEHEHAHFHAGHHEHAAA-*wheeze...wheeze*HAHAHA!"

"Shut the fuck up Chris! Go get another half a cup of butter! Fuck."

Chris Takala! What a whore.
by Alex Haws May 10, 2012
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Chris Syndrome

when your computer don't work
oh god you have Chris Syndrome
by xjessellison November 27, 2020
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Fuck Chris

Fuck Chris is a statement you make after celebrating even the smallest of victories. The vocal celebration of Chris' misery acts as a shield of hope surrounding all of those who summon it. Fuck Chris!
Did you hear about Trussville's most recent crime and education stats? Haha, Fuck Chris.
by fuckchrisindeed July 27, 2017
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