Chode Guzzler

One who consumes a MASSIVE amount of chode

Dude have you seen William Perry Longabaugh?
Ha hes probably being Maxwell Jefferson Vosper chode guzzler
Ew

by rocketfish April 14, 2008

Chode phone

A cellular phone wider than it is long (or one that is square, considering most cell phones are rectangular), like the Verizon Blitz or Sprint's Lotus.

"I got this ugly chode phone; look at how FAT it is!"

by OneWithWaves April 21, 2009

chode face

1. Somebody who makes a complete ass out of themselves
2. Somone who is really dumb
3. Someone who looks ugly
4. When someone fuck's up your shit
5. Acting very stupid around hot chicks
6. To demolish property

That chode face tried to fuck my car up.
That chode face thinks he's the shit.
He chode Faced that bitch.

by Adam Ohman August 28, 2006

Chode Belt

A chode so wide that it can extend around a man's waist

joe: hey phil did you jack off yesterday?
phil: naw dude, i gotta chode belt
joe: EW DUDE WHAT THE FUCK!!!

by billie boy March 28, 2014

Chode warmer

A part of the anatomy used to warm a chode, most commonly a vagina, but not exclusively. On occasion the term is used more generally to refer to a female homosapien.

I really want to go snowboarding this weekend, but my chode warmer would throw a fit.

by John Maxfield January 21, 2012

Chode Cloak

A Chode Cloak is when a mans stomach fat covers his penis and he cannot see it....

#1 My chode cloak is so big i haven't seen my dick in years!!!
#2 With the help of bills recent diet his chode cloak has increasingly reduced in size allowing him a full view of his magic stick

by Jenny Tayla May 11, 2010

Chode Fingers

Refering to someone whose fingers are bigger than they're dick due to how fat they are.

Dude! Mr. Yarosh has such chode fingers!

by Upgrayded November 11, 2009