Squirrel Beef

A bullshit imitation or substitute of any legitimate product or substance.
by Squirrel Beef November 21, 2017
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Rip the Beef

ripping the beef ripped the beef

A loud, violent fart.
Damn, did you hear John rip the beef?
by Fickle9 May 03, 2018
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Urban Beef

Term used by some homeless and folks who have neighbors who come from countries where eating dog is acceptable.
Mr. Santos is raising Urban beef for the summer BBQ.

Quiet that Urban Beef down before Mr. Kwon turns him into Urban beef stew.

I'm taking my Urban Beef for a walk.
by Inkjet2 November 04, 2011
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party beef

a term coined for a cute college aged girl with a sizeable belly. It is bigger than you'd like but you don't mind it because she likes to party.
Mikey was attracted to Molly not because of her party beef but because of her beer pong skills.
by pb_lover December 10, 2011
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Beef Melt

Achieving a flaacid penis at the most inopportune time. Loosing an otherwise stiff, rigid, throbbing cock for any variety of reasons.
I took that slut home from the bar. But unfortunately, I had a beef melt from all the whiskey. She sucked on Mr. Softy for a while but it was a story without an ending.
by Dick Onchin December 16, 2020
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Pregnant Beef

When 2 pregnant women are in a malicious feud over which one of them is better at being pregnant.
LA: “OMG! Did you see Jesslyn absolutely GRILLINAudra while waiting for table 52’s drink?? Now she’s talking soooo much shit!”

LER: “DUDE, I know!!!! It seems like she wasn’t making it for her on purpose...I think we got a Pregnant Beef on our hands here at the restaurant!!!”
by Ler420 September 10, 2019
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Beef latte

A sexual act in which a man takes a shit into a blender, the next step consists of the man adding prime rib and beef filets to the concoction, the final step is the man splooging his seed into the blender and combining the ingredients.The man gets the beef latte and slathers it all over his mate in which he penetrates until the beef latte creams out of her vaginal crevice.
How did you enjoy that sloppy beef latte last night.
by Absolute Beaut December 20, 2017
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