Pine Thon

A crooked pine tree

"Hey dad look! It's a pine thon."

by TheDiceMaster May 11, 2019

Oscar Thomson

An Oscar Thomson is a type of peculiar bloke, he rates himself very highly. Which is why when you talk down to him he becomes quite fragile. He loves a good bum pat, but may get a bit carried away in the booty slapping sorta stuff.

Ahh shit this guy's a bit of an Oscar Thomson, looks like a bit of a poof.

"walking through a mall", Hey bill, What's up Janette, Looking fine Phill, Fuck off Oscar Thomson...

by YT v2 69 August 6, 2019

Gum thong

When you stretch your gum vertically over your tongue, you split the tongue in half and create booty cheeks and the gum becomes the thong of said booty cheeks.

Oh damn that’s a nice looking gum thong you have there. Teach me how you do it.

by Extraivy September 23, 2019

leah thomson

gay

dude fam 1: who is that queer
dude fam 2: lad that is leah thomson
dude fam1: oh wowzers

by I.Give.Children.Scoliosis October 21, 2019

Mr Thoms

Old boomer teacher who yells over people that do nothing wrong and hits on the 13 year old girls in his class and braids their hair.

Mr Thoms: hey Marie how are you? As he braids her hair

If you were a boy..
Mr Thoms: YOU ACCIDENTALLY LEAVE A PENCIL ON THE FLOOR? YOU DISGRACE GET OUT OF MY CLASSROOM, YOU HAVE DETENTION ON SATURDAY . I’m

by Owen mcowe February 18, 2020

Biggie Thonkk

Biggie thonk is similar to dummy thicc, but it is a much more severe problem. For instead of your ass cheeks clapping, your brain emits a loud dial up noise when you are trying to think

Man 1: hey man I didn't know the school used dial up internet.

Man: 2 oh no that's Janet she's biggie thonkk

by Flysexpert5 May 17, 2020

Leo Thomson

Leo’s Rosie’s only. He’s her baby daddy. He’s a dilf. He owns her and she owns him. He may be 21 years older then her, but he’s the only one for her. She’s his number one bitch. The best sex he’s ever had. She’s completely in love with Leo Thomson.

“Who’s the hottest 35 year old?”
“That’s definitely Leo Thomson

by Leoswhore August 22, 2020