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Thurst

n. The strong urge of a school administrator to engage in a sexual and/or romantic affair with another teacher/administrator from either the same school or one from the same school district.
Hey, John, did you hear about our principal?

No, what happened?

He got fired for having an affair with a teacher!

Damn, man. His thurst is real.
by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡*) July 10, 2014
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Thirsty bonzai

When you cut you cut the girls pubic hairs like a bonzai and water it with jizz
by Chris D.L. June 30, 2007
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Noon Thirty

An indefinite time between 12 Noon and 1 PM, roughly close but not necessarily at 12:30 PM, usually within 10 minutes of that time.
I ate lunch at around noon or noon thirty, then went home for a siesta. Damn, I love sleeping...
by stratifymecaptain March 2, 2008
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Thrist

A thrusting action abruptly bringing your wrist to your waist at a ninty degree angle. Often done in celebration or approval of an event.
Bobby kicked the crap out of Jimmy and thristed in celebration of his victory.
by Rolando Winbrorn January 9, 2008
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thirsty river

a woman or man who drinks so much cum, that she/he dies of stomach poisening.
At jessica alba's house, my friend was such a thirsty river that she never woke up after she passed out from drinking too much JD.
by chucka nubba June 25, 2007
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Thirstmonger

Someone who is adventurous with drinks. They like to try different unique drinks and not the same old stuff.
A thirstmonger won't like that drink, it's nothing special.
by db207 August 17, 2012
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thristy

A neologic portmanteau of the words thrifty and thirsty intended pejoratively to describe a person who is thirsty but too cheap or poor to purchase a beverage. Transitively extrapolated to denote a person who experiences a tremendous gravity towards free shit.
"I'm so thristy I've been taking my subway cup back for refills all week."

Person a: "Did you come to my wedding just for the open bar?"
Person b:"Naw. I'm not THAT thristy. I also figured there'd be at least a few miserably desperate girls here."
by shipwrek December 21, 2010
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