Nudiefind Field Theory

A scientific theory explaining the observable tendency for any given search terms in Google Image Search to eventually return a photo of a nude or semi-nude woman if you look through enough pages of results.

Dude, i was just looking up some pictures of the Sydney Opera house and i totally ran into proof of the Nudiefind Field Theory.

by Crapstack October 13, 2010

Due Date Theory

A theory that states that the term "due date" was meant to be "do date"; you do your work on that day. The definition was simply diluted over the years.

No, I'm not justifying procrastination what do you mean

"Did you do your homework? It's due next week."
"No way brother I am a firm believer of the Due Date Theory. If it's due next week I'll do it next week."

by Fokking Seinþroska January 25, 2023

Earth Sandwich Theory

The theory that if there are two pieces of bread touching the crust of the earth at any given time it makes the earth into a sandwich.

"Hey John, can you drop a slice of bread on the ground so we can test the Earth Sandwich Theory?"

by Mediocretes February 21, 2019

Theory of HR Quantification

Theory of HR Quantification is a revolutionary concept in managerial science which states that Human Resource Management can be operated in numerical terms and when done that it will bring sustained competitive advantage. It has established a relationship between sales and quantitative HRM in a manner never done before.

Jim: Are you aware of any new theory which has changed the world but I am not aware of it?
Michelle: mmmm, Theory of HR Quantification?
Jim: Whoo, Sounds huge.
Michelle: Yup, It has brought a turbulence in managerial science

by Universe213 May 5, 2020

The Infinite Lasagna Theory

The Infinite Lasagna Theory states that everything in the universe correlates to a layer of lasagna in an infinite lasagna, everything can relate to anything even if it takes 10000 layers of lasagna to get there. Each layer of lasagna going up is a relation of some sort. The lasagna is ever-expanding as well, as time moves onward technology develops thus allowing for more layers of the lasagna to be added, thus making it in theory infinite. There is an infinite number of branches branching off each layer as well. An infinite number of branches of lasagna for an infinite number of layers in the main lasagna.

"Did you hear about The Infinite Lasagna Theory?"
"No, tell me about it!"

by MonkeyMan46 November 5, 2020

But Hey That's Just A Theory

A GAME THEORY!!!!

But Hey That's Just A Theory

by lemonlover69420 May 12, 2022

Nazi Theory of Internet

The theory that, no matter on what forum, if something mildly controversial comes up, Nazis will eventually be brought up as a counterpoint, and discussed.

"The court ruled that the 4th-grader passing out Jesus fliers was ok."
"I bet they would have ruled differently if she'd been passing out Nazi fliers."
"Yeah, because Jesus and Hitler are totally the same."
"Jeez, the Nazi Theory of Internet really surfaced fast on this one."

by Urban Dictionary April 10, 2007