Uncle Touchy

An Uncle that loves you too much and is always down to love you much more.

I had a Uncle Mitch but he got incarcerated , now he's my Uncle Touchy.

by NikiNitro September 26, 2023

pasta uncle

An Italian sugar daddy. Typically a man that offers the same benefits of a sugar daddy but requires less of a woman’s time....and can also cook a mean lasagna.

I’m sick of sugar daddies. They need too much of my time. Just give me a pasta uncle.

by Tousen71 September 15, 2018

Harry Uncle

When you’re giving a blow job and you raise up with a pube stuck in your teeth.

Hey Bethany, that was a great blow job, but you’ve a Harry uncle.

by LA_Salle February 26, 2020

Uncle Kempy

This is for all you artist out there. Paint yourself a beautiful field landscape with sunflowers and orchids. Once your landscape is painted now it’s time for the Uncle Kempy. You have to have a micro penis for this. You dip your micro penis in a beautiful brownish paint shade, don’t get too much, and stamp your micro peen on the landscape where the worms would be. If you want to see birds in the distance you may use your micro stamp for the little bird wings.

On Mother’s Day I painted Thelmer a beautiful landscape finished with the uncle kempy stamp.

by Thelony March 11, 2023

Uncle Kempy

Another definition of this is for all you fry cooks, waiters, and bus boys. This is when you are at work cleaning tables and suddenly you see gum under the table. How do you get it off you ask? Use the “Uncle Kempy” method. You take your micro penis, which is small and needle shaped, to jab all the dried gum off. Once you get all the gum from under the table off, table 9 will look amazing.

Today I was cleaning table 9 when I noticed the gum under the table, so I gave it a good uncle kempy scrub.

by Thelony March 11, 2023

Uncle donald

A scumbag loser that lies, manipulates, and tells stories. We have a nickname for him its called “donnie ruxpin because he always tells stories you cant believe. This man only cares about what he can get from people including money. He doesnt care about his 4 kids he has and only cares about sex. He also steals, is a bum, and expects to live in your home rent free. He abuses animals as well and lived here in NY everybody knows the type of person he is and a select few dont take or fall for his shit including lies. This man will never change and people want you to feel sorry for him……well i got news for you i dont. I personally dont like him and wish he would all do us a favor and fuck off!!! Hes a piece of shit that runs from the law, in and out of jail, and screwed his family over multiple times. This man is the worst and avoid him at all costs!!!!

Mom: have you heard from uncle donald?
Me: no this piece of shit is never home and is probably out being his gay ass self the loser that he is!!!

by Furry2011 January 22, 2022

Uncle Donald

An asshole adult child who throws away their elderly parent, leaving them to die in their own waste all alone.

My brother is such an Uncle Donald, he didn't even tell me our father was dying.

by Kashegurl August 22, 2021