Cebu Steamer

Exactly like a Cleveland Steamer but it's lumpia.

I tried to give my girlfriend a Cebu Steamer, but I can't get the texture right.

by LateToTheNameGame March 21, 2019

Creamed Steamer

When an individual farts (or sharts) a hot cum load.

Person 1: Ayyy man, did you hear about that couple that had anal sex in the Home Depot bathroom?

Person 2: Nah man, ain't heard nothin' bout it...

Person 1: Apparently, the girl ate a lot of beans the night before. She had terrible gas. She farted so hard, it vaporized the dudes load!

Person 2: Wow! So she gave him a steamed creamer?

Person 1: Close, it was a Creamed Steamer. A steamed creamer would be if she shat cum in a cup of coffee! Hahaha.

by BobShart July 01, 2023

LP Steamer

When you engage in casual sex with a Baltimorean and they hit you upside the head with a crab cracker, leave a steamy dump on your chest, and season you with old bay.

Met this girl at Ottobar who took me to LP Steamers, I had to take 3 showers to get rid of the smell!

by lpsteamer March 12, 2024

Cletus steamer

An act of self gratification were one shits on their own chest. As apposed to a cleveland steamer were a person shits on another chest.

No one was around to give me a Cleveland steamer, so I pleasured myself with a cletus steamer

by Toivo22 May 14, 2020

Newfoundland Steamer

Taking a poop while the shower is running, which createsa poop-steam combo.

Yes, by....that's a ripe Newfoundland Steamer you left for pa

by Fly-By Day March 20, 2024

Oklahoma steamer

The act of sticking a Juul up your ass, and another individual taking a hit from it.

Wanna Oklahoma steamer? I just bought this juul.

by iEnVy_flix April 05, 2018

Oklahoma steamer

The act of sticking a Juul up your ass, and another individual hitting it.

You wanna oklahoma steamer? I just bought this juul

by iEnVy_flix April 05, 2018