The Phantom of the Nutsack

When a man stretches his nut sack latitudinally across his partners face, as to reveal only one eye, half their nose and half their mouth. (The purpose of which is to mimic the mask that the phantom of the opera uses to shield the hideous misshapen side of his face). Upon doing so, he is then required to sing aloud:🎼 “the phaaaaaantom of the nut sack is there...atop your face”🎼

Did you give them the Roman Solider or the Phantom of the Nutsack?

by Val Wenzler March 30, 2021

Phantom Rod

What she may feel an hour or more after sex.

Damn, that sex was so good, i`ve had phantom rod for 3 hours now.

by Suinbeda November 4, 2011

Poop Phantom

A person who moves silently like the wind while plotting to take a shit in a place where piles of shit don't belong! They crap all over their secret pooping spots and they sometimes shit all in their underware and leave them like a secret clue💩.

OMG Ethan!!! The poop phantom struck again! He took a huge shit all over the restroom that was out of order!!! He shit all over the walls and floor and even left his huge shitty panties on the floor!!! Damn Ethan, the Poop Phantom has struck again...

by The Real Queen Elsa May 22, 2016

phantom itch

A phantom itch is when you feel the itch for something that isn't there. The whole joke is that its correlated with your partner and you can "feel" what they feel

Her: woah I just felt a phantom itch

Him: whoops that was mec

by Rahhhsquid June 21, 2024

Phantom internet

This occurs when your preferred DNS server stops responding, or is no longer available, presumably due to your router.
When you already have a connection with another server/computer during this event, it is called "phantom internet", or internet remaining that might soon fade away due to packet loss or new requests, since new requests (usually) attempt to resolve a hostname from the unavailable DNS. Similar to phantom pain.

Person 1: My internet had an outage last night.
Person 2: Ah, that sucks.
Person 1: Luckily I had some phantom internet to finish my ongoing match!

by Electrozi June 11, 2022

phantom jerk

When a man, whose penis is locked in a chastity cage, places a dildo at the place where usually his hard penis would be, and strokes the dildo, tricking the brain into thinking that he's stroking his penis, thus triggering an ejaculation. Similar to how a crippled person would scratch a lost limb.

"Hey, how is your time in chastity going?"-
"Very frustrating, but I've almost mastered the phantom jerk."

by ElzearYoung December 7, 2023

Phantom pisser

A phantom pisser is a person who tends to piss on toilet paper, toilet seat and in the top water bucket of a toilet. The name phantom because no one knows who it is

No example as we do not speak or hear of the phantom pisser

by phantompisser August 10, 2020