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mushroom cross

He tried to be a nice guy by letting a drunk friend sleep-over, but he woke up with a sweaty mushroom cross.
by PhtephenOneTwoTree August 28, 2018
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Mushroom candy

A drug. Very addictive
Hey man whatcha eating?
Mushroom candy
Oh shit
by Mushroom candy September 5, 2021
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Monkey mushroom ass

Look at your "monkey mushroom ass", your right miss.
by Merch!!! May 31, 2018
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mushroom

the devils fucking sex toys. people who like mushrooms cannot be trusted.
person 1: hey do you want some alfredo?
person2: sureee but are there mushrooms?
person 1: yeah dude, they're fucking good
person 2: nah man mushrooms are disgusting!
by babycløut August 11, 2019
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Gandalf Mushrooms

An extraordinarily wrinkly mushroom found in the lands of North America. This mushroom resembles the lower chin of an extremely old man, and is said to have the wisest powers of them all but fends off its opponent by its unattractive, war-torn, wrinkly chin and mouldy cap. This lad has seen it all. It will only appear when the picker is specifically supposed to be doing something and accidentally comes across it.
I was supposed to be beating rose and blackberry brambles but got distracted by these huge Gandalf Mushrooms
by Oobagogo November 4, 2023
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I like mushrooms

Hey, i like mushrooms
Ah so ur 💅
What
by Gay gay gay gay gay July 5, 2022
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mushrooming

Similar to the Indonesian slang term "menjamur" with this same meaning, this slang term refers to the proliferance of a product or a phenomenon
In a business context, you might say, “The number of coffee shops in this area is mushrooming,” indicating a fast rise in that particular market.
by Emotional Cruiser October 5, 2025
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