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Joe the Milk Man 

He the a devil in the Coleious Davious religion. He may seem like a good guy on the outside, but on the inside, he will sell you 3% milk at a cheaper price then WalMart.

Why is he the devil? Coleious Davious said so.

3% milk is very unholy in the Coleious Davious religion. 2% is okay, 1% is good, while skim is the holiest, because it’s the most pure milk in existence.
3% Milk is the best kind of Milk!!!!” - Joe

“Okay, Joe the Milk Man. It is very good milk, but I prefer skim milk.” - Willemus Van Duynious
Joe the Milk Man by memes124 April 7, 2021
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when the farty man is sus 

a farty man who is acting very sus...PLZVOTEHIMOUTIMALONEINELECTRICALANDIHEARHIMCOMINGPLZHELPMEOHMYGOD
me: doing electrical
sussy sus farty man:*comes out of vent and kills me*
me:SUSSY SUS FARTY MAN OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG when the farty man is sus OMGGGGGGGG

Sam the train man 

A guy who very nerdy and likes trains. he is tall a good friend, BUT HE NEVER WILL STOP TALKING ABOUT TRAINS LIKE MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Sam the train man means to dedicate your whole damn life to trains,

Person 1: Yo Sam can you stop talking about trains please?

Sam: no. (insert nerdy train fact here)

what the elastic man 

what you say when a man is being both a fricktard and a butmunch
"that guy is so what the elastic man"
what the elastic man by butterdog99 September 20, 2021

Ioannis (the Finished man)

Aka teleiomenos andras in greek, is the greek guy named Giannis who likes to overdose in cigarettes, wine, lamb, whiskey and vodka. He is always ready for the last moment of his life as a chance to overdose again.
Gianni (Ioannis (the finished man)) you look like you have quitted life.
Yes my friend! Now smoke with me and let me put some lamb for you on the fire.

mac the muscle man 

A dickhead, who doesn’t give his beautiful, fantastic and just great girlfriend flowers and doesn’t come to london every time she asks, he’s rude and sends memes to other girls but he’s kinda cute and got a shlonggggg
mac the muscle man’s gf is mad at him 24/7
mac the muscle man by jaicarrrrr November 23, 2021

Jaden The Hot Man 

He has a big penis to pound ur mums ass or fanny
I am getting shagged by jaden the hot man