Dumps at dawn

When you wake up and immediately have to take a shit

The gunslinger woke up early with a case of dumps at dawn.

by CountChocula89 October 6, 2013

make dump

to void excrement from the bowels through the anus; have a bowel movement; defecate

I'm going to go make dump because those hot wings tore me up.

by Nova1107 December 12, 2010

Amish Dump

Pooping without the benefit of electronic entertainment, i.e. the way everybody pooped before smartphones, tablets and portable handheld game consoles existed.

I totally forgot to charge my phone last night, so this morning I got stuck taking an Amish dump.

by Skurj September 12, 2017

Dunny Dump

shitting on the bare titties of your female friend before you fuck her.

hey Rudy, I tried that dunny dump you told me about on old Mary last night and she bout kilt me.

by Butcher's Pal July 28, 2009

Vibe Dump

Dumping a partner online using the "Forever mourning the death of the vibe" meme by Canadian artist Arcane Bullshit.

I Vibe Dumped Robbie today. He LOL'ed. It's over. We cool.

by Neko-Onna March 4, 2023

dump soup

Literally diarrhea

I scared my brother so bad he made a dump soup.

by AIIThiNgsPooP October 22, 2018

Dump Delay

Excess time spent in an airplane bathroom leading other passengers to think that you were making a stinky. Typically any time over 3 minutes for a male and any time over 10 minutes for a female.

I got hung up in the bathroom trying to squeeze out an air biscuit and the hot girl sitting next to me picked up on my dump delay. It looks like, I'll be joining the Mile High Club solo.

by Monkey Mcluvin January 22, 2009