Creeper

Those green bombs in Minecraft

Me: Minecraft game time!
Creeper: BOOM!
*Player was blown up by Creeper*

by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 May 13, 2020

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Creeper

The thing that blows you up in your but. Via. the equivlent of a almost undetectable tactical nuke.

Creeper:...
Me: YAY!!! Diamonds!
Creeper: are you sure about that... HHIIIIIISSSSSSSS
Me: NANIIIIIII!!
Creeper: TACTICAL NUUUUUUKEEEEE!!!
Me:fuck fuxk fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUCCKK!!!
My items: disiperioso
Lava: *takes items* there mine nooooow
Me: * destroys computer* IIIIII QUIT!!!

by Solar reader June 14, 2019

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Creeper

Aw man....

Person1: Creeper!

Person2: Aw man....

by A_Fellow_Bored_Redditor August 29, 2019

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Madar Creeper

Mother of all creepers

stop being a madar creeper.
When you find your boyfriend under your bed a day before the wedding: saala madarcreeper

by Raeemdacreeper June 6, 2021

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Creeper

Suffering condensed into a green quadraped that usually explodes around people.

"Oh yeah, I'll check out your ba- HOLY SHIT THERE'S A CREEPER"

by Chocoboman November 4, 2019

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creeper

Joe Biden. Smells little girls and boys hair as he pulls them close and gropes them while their parents look on helplessly. Let's Go Brandon!

The Creeper bumbled through the tightly scripted event, and afterwards grabbed Senator Ray's daughter by both shoulders as she struggled to escape his Nosferatu grasp. He then inhaled a huge whiff of her girlish essence in an attempt to steal gratification.

by Brandonsboy November 30, 2021

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