Beef slit

Synonym of vagina.

Similar to beef curtains.

I really want to stick my pork sword in her beef slit.

Her beef slit was dripping with gravy after I finished with her.

by TedTrippin March 11, 2010

Hashing the beef

Hashing the beef in reference to a conflict or disagreement. To settle and make amends before shit escalates.

Yo dude, hash the beef before shit happens.

hash the beef ma nigga. Freak the beef.

hashing the beef among the homies. Spread the Brooklyn love.

by Wordsbecomelife November 29, 2013

Pregnant Beef

When 2 pregnant women are in a malicious feud over which one of them is better at being pregnant.

LA: “OMG! Did you see Jesslyn absolutely GRILLIN’ Audra while waiting for table 52’s drink?? Now she’s talking soooo much shit!”

LER: “DUDE, I know!!!! It seems like she wasn’t making it for her on purpose...I think we got a Pregnant Beef on our hands here at the restaurant!!!”

by Ler420 September 9, 2019

beef sigh

When you're going down on them beef flaps and gasp for air.

I was sucking that pusspuss but then my asthma kicked in and I had to sneak in a beef sigh like, damn son.

by HeyIsThatNice May 1, 2021

Head Beefing

The act of brushing another person’s hair very hard in a frustrated manner to the point of causing scalp pain. The phrase is derived from the comparison of the hairbrushing to tenderizing a piece of beef.

Mom was usually very stressed getting the children ready for church, therefore they often got their heads beefed.

Mom is in a bad mood. I think I’m in for a head beefing.

by Hussy from the zoo January 1, 2023

Squirrel Beef

A bullshit imitation or substitute of any legitimate product or substance.

Damn bro what's in this gas station hot dog, squirrel beef?

by Squirrel Beef April 20, 2018

mass beef

When two people have beef (an issue) so severe that they cannot be seen with each other and they cannot associate.

A combination of dirty looks, and behind-the-back shit talk.

"Man, me and Chad have mass beef right now, I don't think I can associate with him right now."

by dankbuccaroo April 3, 2017