Popping the balloon

The act of sticking one’s finger into a vagine that just received a creampie in order to release any remaining baby gravy held deep within the love cave.

So Steve, get this, last night I bust a nut in my girl so I helped her out by popping the balloon.

by The OG Tigerbeard February 23, 2024

nasty balloons

Breasts that are saggy and dirty.

for example, Lauren has some nasty balloons

by MrSlangDude July 25, 2014

quarter ballooning

After exacting a quarter roll (either glueing or rubber banding your foreskin as to not allow fluid to pass) , you piss or ejaculate into your closed off foreskin to create a balloon-like feature

I'm going to be quarter ballooning when I pound Sara in with my quarter roll

by Savag3 af January 26, 2018

Fluorescent balloon

A fat policeman (primarily in the UK). Usually traffic.

Look at that fluorescent balloon booking that guy over there. Too many fucking donuts.

by Monkeystrangler July 26, 2013

Balloon Baby

The queef of air back into a condom once the semen has emptied into your vagina.

“How do you know when to take the condom out?”

You’ll blow out the tip Balloon Baby

by Mmsnozzberry May 20, 2024

Balloon trunks

When your boner creates air pockets in your shorts while you’re in a pool or

FUCK DUDE I GOT BALLOON TRUNKS BECAUSE ELF THIS DAMN BONER

by Doritoking13 August 17, 2019

Balloon knot squeak

The ancient art of spreading one's butt cheeks apart and touching anus's.

My friend Bill is right into yoga and shit, I heard he gave jenn the balloon knot squeak. It's when you lay ass to ass, and touch anus's

by Canadian not a cannotadian January 03, 2022