balloon tears

1. a fat, crying kid.

2. the condensed air on the surface of a balloon.

1. I'm glad no one here is balloon tears.
2. The balloon is so cold that balloon tears formed on it!

by Useless Man June 14, 2023

Balloon

can be ballooned to a balloon to pull it balloon. It is balloonly balloon to balloon the balloons of balloon. balloon balloons balloons being ballooned balloon. The balloon balloon of balloon causes the balloon to work balloon fwhere balloon

balloon

by Anon Egg June 21, 2023

Hot Air Balloon

The act of when an individual is eating another’s anus, and the receiver farts into the giver’s mouth. The giver then kisses the receiver exchanging the hot gas. This is the Hot Air Baloon

Bro my wife and I hot air ballooned last night, that stuff was hot!!

by Ramranchmarine June 27, 2023

Balloon-head

1 - Refers to when your mind is filled with too many random things and preoccupations, and your thoughts get incoherent, hence making you a balloon-head. Gets it's sense as being a metaphor for a balloon, which is always full and big, but always filled with nothing.

2 - Can also be used as an insult, in a similar sense to "empty-minded" or "thoughtless".

• I've got such a balloon-head today. Didn't sleep well, and the tests are next weekend.

• She's such a balloon-head. Her boyfriend goes on dates with her brother, and still, she always finds reasons to forgive him.

by bolasgrandes de cuiabá February 24, 2023

Tie her balloon

To perform some unspecified sexual service using a slotted penis with torture spines at the base. A physical deformity primarily popularized by American actor Matt Damon.

He knows just how to tie her balloon.

by Zaerion February 25, 2023

finger like a balloon

When a finger is sore.

The finger like a balloon is an infection.

by Debskelly1985 March 21, 2023

Spy Balloon

..... The fuck is YOU looking at, China-bitch?

Hym "No... No. The camera ain't pointing in the wrong direction! It ain't the sun! Get the fuck out of here with that spy balloon shit you fucking bum!"

by Hym Iam March 27, 2023