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Gym Zombie

Someone who blindly shows up at the gym every day/week at the same time and does exactly the same workout / routine.
Look at the clock; its 5:25 and Randy in limbering up outside the Fitness Center waiting for the doors to open. He lifts 5 days a week doing the same workout. What a Gym Zombie.
by TimeToFap November 2, 2016
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choking the zombie

A term used for stimulating a limp penis and bringing it to life
My mom caught me choking the zombie last night.
by Zilch2zero December 31, 2013
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zombie tax

Complacency tax. A tax on anything which we all know is clearly bad for the environment or our health.
Zombie taxes are special taxes on things like tobacco. Taxes on plastic bottles. Taxes on processed food and soft drinks. Taxes on cars that get low mileage.
by irrealism September 25, 2012
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Zombie Wrangler

A production assistant on a zombie film whose primary responsibility is to keep tabs on the zombie extras. The job is similar to that of an animal wrangler on a film set. Production assistant(s) charged with this responsibility should receive specific credit as Zombie Wranglers. Zombie Wranglers have been specifically credited at the conclusion of at least one zombie film, Zombie Bloodbath (1993).
He worked as a Zombie Wrangler in that film.
by Travelingmankc October 27, 2015
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Potato zombie

"That's a load of potato zombie"
by Chit4brans October 15, 2020
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Zombie Mom

In the fucking thick of it.
The families ride or die.

Barely sane most days.

Loving the insanity.

Trying to raise good humans.

Foregoing our happiness for yours.

Giving up our passions and careers.

Doing our best.

Giving our most.
Embracing our limit.
Accepting the reward for our sacrifices.
My wife is zombie mom and I’m so
Proud to call her mine!
by AlyDean April 7, 2022
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ZOMBIE VOTER

A vote cast by someone who is deceased.
The Newspaper reported that a 170 year old man voted in the past election. That is one heck of a Zombie Voter.
by MKUFAMS1099 November 8, 2020
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