lookin for a worm weight

doing everything EXCEPT what you are supposed to be doing

You and a friend get in your truck to go somewhere and you left your keys inside so you go back in to get them. Once inside you get sidetracked by finding something else you remembered you forgot and then something else and something else until you take so long that your friend gets concerned and comes looking for you, finding you with your hands full of stuff but no keys.
Friend: Are you coming? What is taking so long?
You: I been lookin for a worm weight. I know where one is but I thought I might find another one somewhere in here.
So the two of you get back in your truck and you still don't have your keys.

by the hornet76 January 4, 2021

Worm

Used as a form of agreement with a statement or a way to show excitement.

you can borrow my hat.
Worm! thanks

*sees something exciting on instagram*
worm!

That girl is hot.
Worm.

by julessanta April 22, 2021

worm circus

alternative name for "sausage fest"

dude this party is a total worm circus, get some chicks in here!

by lily pilgrim September 8, 2022

Worm in the Sewer Pipe

Sticking Your Penis into the Asshole of a Homeless Woman After she just took a Massive

Shit.

“Yeah, I found this Chick on the side of the road and gave her the ol’ Worm in the Sewer Pipe”

by Dripple July 22, 2022

worm and jen

when two people each have a cell phone and one of them is continuously shut off, even if it is not the same phone all the time

susy and ben are pulling a worm and jen

by weezell August 6, 2003

Worm

A tumblr-ism, the intentional misspelling of "word." Used only in the slang sense to mean "Really?"

"I think I'm gonna ask Julia out tonight."
"Oh worm? Good luck bro."

by cruxis December 2, 2022

Glow worming

The act of using a flashlight during sex or masturbation.

Zach: What's wrong?

Ginny: I walked in on Jeremy glow worming himself last night.

Zach: He could've at least waited for you!

by grumblebee1118 June 11, 2024