You and a friend get in your truck to go somewhere and you left your keys inside so you go back in to get them. Once inside you get sidetracked by finding something else you remembered you forgot and then something else and something else until you take so long that your friend gets concerned and comes looking for you, finding you with your hands full of stuff but no keys.
Friend: Are you coming? What is taking so long?
You: I been lookin for a worm weight. I know where one is but I thought I might find another one somewhere in here.
So the two of you get back in your truck and you still don't have your keys.
Friend: Are you coming? What is taking so long?
You: I been lookin for a worm weight. I know where one is but I thought I might find another one somewhere in here.
So the two of you get back in your truck and you still don't have your keys.
by the hornet76 January 4, 2021

you can borrow my hat.
Worm! thanks
*sees something exciting on instagram*
worm!
That girl is hot.
Worm.
Worm! thanks
*sees something exciting on instagram*
worm!
That girl is hot.
Worm.
by julessanta April 22, 2021

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when two people each have a cell phone and one of them is continuously shut off, even if it is not the same phone all the time
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Zach: What's wrong?
Ginny: I walked in on Jeremy glow worming himself last night.
Zach: He could've at least waited for you!
Ginny: I walked in on Jeremy glow worming himself last night.
Zach: He could've at least waited for you!
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