Work idiot

A person you work with that's an idiot that shouldn't have been hired in the first place. They're told to do the simplest task and look at you like they don't know what you're talking about.

Dumb: Hey Lloyd, sweep the aisles today.
Dumber: Harry, what are aisles?
Dumb: Fuck Lloyd! I'm the dumber of us two but you're the dumber, you work idiot.

by cpetkunas February 20, 2023

working closely

A term used by those that are usually in deep shit, or leach off of another entities reputation. This is done by piggy backing off of another entity with a good reputation, so it falsely communicates a sense of "we know what we are doing."

FDA: We issued a letter to Whole Foods saying they f*cked up and mislabeled their food and it made a lot of people with allergies sick.
AMAZON: we're working closely with the FDA to get our shit together.

by whitekarp December 23, 2020

daddy work

A guy who mows the lawn, works for really long shifts, drives kids to McDonald’s, and is good at repairing things

Son: hey my car broke cuz I’m fat as fuck can you fix my car?
Father: looks like I’m gonna have to do all the daddy work again

by Fireguy47 August 25, 2018

Work stink

Any kind of stink, body odor, sweat, dirt, grime accumulated on your body from a long hards day of work.

Dude, you look filthy and you smell like shit. Do everyone a favor and wash that work stink off.

by cpetkunas February 28, 2022

goin to work

Absolutely dominating at whatever your trying to do

Dude: Bro I was goin to work on battlefield4 last night

by LittlwBlanky November 5, 2017

Work Tramp

A self proclaimed tramp when at work. Also known as Luke Johnston.

“I’m luke and I’m a work tramp, i don’t wash for weeks when at work”

by Work Tramp March 20, 2021

Work Brain

The clumsiness and forgetfulness you start to feel at work when you are stressed or tired. (Usually happens near the end of a 8 hour or longer shift.)

Ah damn I dropped another plate, I've got a bad case of work brain.

by CoffeeBean2 April 12, 2023