Uber Sized

A drunken unit of group measurement indicating that a group is perfectly sized (4) to take a standard Uber without having to either: A: Take out a second mortgage to afford an Uber X Upgrade during peak hours

or
B: Play Russian roulette in hopes that your potential driver is chill with double buckling, and if he/she is, to play human Tetris in the back of a Corolla on the way to the next bar.
e.g. #1: The bad news is that Greg and Nate aren’t going to be able to make it out to the bars with us to anymore because of the 151 shot for shot contest they held earlier. The good news is our group is now Uber Sized.
e.g. #2: We were going to be Uber Sized, but then Mike had to invite that insufferable bitch Karen along.
by Jeef Berky December 29, 2014
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uber head swallowed

when an Uber driver is getting head and the ISU college girl swallows the head after a railroad bump...like in terre haute indiana
Dude Melissa was giving me head while i was in my Uber and i hit the RR crossing it was a case of Uber head swallowed
by AdomW October 31, 2017
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Uber-momming

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1. The physical act of you, or a friend, neighbor or other family member Ubering your children to various sports, school, scouts, or other extra curricular activities and events. However there is no expectation of financial reimbursement for this action.

2. The condition of picking up and driving your children (or anyone else’s children -upon request) wherever it is they need to be, providing they send you a text message to let you know where they are; where they need to be; and where they are going with little, or no advanced notice.
I’ll be leaving work early today as I’m Uber-momming the kids to soccer practice today.
by CJHawkstone December 07, 2017
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uber-friday

The very last Friday of the year, especially if that Friday is followed by a series of extra days off. Therefore making it uber-friday.
I hate working between Christmas and New Years, it's a waste of time because nobody is doing anything businesswise. That said, thank God tomorrow is Uber-Friday and I don't come back to work till Tuesday. Tgiuf
by kkortman December 31, 2010
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got ubered

Check for driving cars before you cross the stre -- OMG!!! Joey! Joey just got ubered!!!
by texans_are_gay March 28, 2018
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Uber kid

Take's a Uber from Newark and to the Poconos and pays 83 dollars for it
Dumb Uber kid
by Uber kid March 14, 2017
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Uber

To repeat menial tasks over and over to avoid actual work.
Dude that new guy is such an Uber.

He has been ubering all day.

When will they stop ubering and actually handle their responsibilities.
by Delraydave January 28, 2019
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