Minecraft Enchanting Table

The language beyond mortal comprehension, a language preferred by gods.

Person 1: ʖᒷ⍑𝙹ꖎ↸, ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ꖎᔑリ⊣⚍ᔑ⊣ᒷ 𝙹⎓ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⊣𝙹↸ᓭ!
Person 2: Bro your speaking Minecraft Enchanting Table

by Not_ezekieltem October 11, 2023

Tennessee Table Top

The act of eating a fuckton of taco to the point of boiling diarrhea,taking off your cloths and start shifting while breakdancing

Jacob:how’d you handle the break up?
Max:I broke into that bitches crib and I pulled off a Tennessee Table Top.

by ThatGuyGodfrey March 9, 2025

Clam Table

A clam table is used in the game of 'hooking the clam' which involves several young Yorkshire men brought to the brink of orgasm, a chubby well greased barmaid to belly slide on and a lot of skill.

Albert: " The clam table is covered in spunk and lard from last night and I cleaned it last time"I
Jim: " Stop telling porkys I cleaned it".

by IntoxicaSean April 10, 2020

10 legged table

10 legged table refers to when one person is bent forward providing felatio to another person, while being penetrated from behind by additional person, and while simultaneously stimulating two other people with their hands. Five people total are involved in a "10 legged table", the one providing services, and the four receiving.

Dan was satisfied, but sore, following the 10 legged table he performed with the four college basketball players.

by blackhawk45lc October 23, 2023

Table cunt

When you stand on a table and kick the person who is sitting at the table to death

Ima table cunt this motherfucker

by Balls man 1983 July 13, 2023

Table

An object

Amount of money (millions)

Get on the table

I stole 9 tables worth of cash from Angela, she needs to stop sleeping in monopoly go

by Koreey☠️🤙 September 24, 2023

Table Bunny

A girl brought to a sporting field that is not there to participate, but sits at the table with the gear and equipment all day.

I'm going to lock my phone and wallet in the car, want me to take yours?
No that's okay, Jake's bringing his table bunny, she'll watch the stuff.

by blmtwitch August 13, 2022